Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?
Cookies, of course!
He burns approximately 4,712 calories per day laughing his a** off about Obama.
Zumba.
He has any excess fat cells taken outside and shot.
Spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, baked beans, and spam.
How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?
Biatch slapping Obama every morning.
Drinking the blood of virgins.
He follows Michelle Obama’s dieting advice.
How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?
Subway
Doing the Jane Fonda routine not just in politics, but in exercise as well.
One hour every morning punching a heavy bag that looks like Obama, and has the same IQ.
I don’t know, but he is one gulaggin’ man.
In Russia, great shapes you!
Snowdenboarding.
With his m i n d.
Jimmy Dean sausages.
Shooting hoops… If the hoops get out of line.
By pushing around lesser world leaders (that’s a lot of dead weight).
By promising himself that if he likes his dacha, he can keep it. Period.
Binging and purging like all Russian leaders.
Punching hippies.
pumping the iron curtain
By constantly running circles around Obama on foreign policy conflicts.
Rachel Ray in the morning and Lil’ Debbie’s in the evening.
Dolph Lundgren workout routine.
He keeps a picture of Chris Christie taped to his refrigerator.
Tuna
I found a video of his workout group!
http://youtu.be/NrLI-5xYybo
@3 Cookies to can of spam! [If not Zumba, then there’s always this approach … http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2013/07/if-not-zumba-then.html#more%5D
@8, @24 Cookies to Oppo and James!!! 😀
He throws heavy stuff in the air, working his way up to be able to nuke the moon with a handheld device!
@7walruskkkch,
if you meant Subway Sandwiches, they have sold us out.
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/01/23/subway-partnering-with-michelle-obama-agrees-to-make-kids-meals-like-school-lunches/
he works out to the 20-minute videos from the 80s
He gets injected with the same steroids that they give to the Russian Women’s Power Lifting team
Richard Simmons man……Richard Simmons!
…there’s not a whole lot of calories in vodka.
Kicking over guys riding bicycles while wearing mom jeans.