"Wear oven mitts and handle carefully like it's hot" ~ Responsible rapper

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) January 8, 2014

My 20-year-plan is to have the phrase "prominent horticulturalist" included in my obituary. So I can either become one or murder one.

— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) January 8, 2014

"Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby." – worst cocktail recipe ever

— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) January 8, 2014

The most dangerous game of all is man, but Metroid was also pretty tough.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 8, 2014