Well, an improvement on the analogy would be
if the Florida dude said he “would know well in advance” if the snake was going to bite him —
and if the press hailed his attempt as Mensa material.
Any headline that begins with ‘Florida Man’ is almost certain to include ‘hospitalized’ , ‘arrested’, ‘sets fire to’, ‘nude’, or some variant thereof. My favorite was ‘nails own scrotum to roof’.
Lucky he wasn’t trying to get something else from the snake. Whew!
Or trying (heaven forbid) to kiss Hillary Clinton.
(oh, the ewwwwww factor)
Well, an improvement on the analogy would be
if the Florida dude said he “would know well in advance” if the snake was going to bite him —
and if the press hailed his attempt as Mensa material.
Surgeon Generals Warning…kissing venomous snakes can be dangerous to your health.
Darwin Award.
Guest speaker at, Idiots Anonymous.
Any headline that begins with ‘Florida Man’ is almost certain to include ‘hospitalized’ , ‘arrested’, ‘sets fire to’, ‘nude’, or some variant thereof. My favorite was ‘nails own scrotum to roof’.
Yay! i got moderated! Cross that one off my bucket list. Woo hooo!