Public schools near DC are considering making “gender identity” a protected class.
Good luck. All this will get them is dudes wearing prom dresses saying “you can’t flunk me!”
Public schools near DC are considering making “gender identity” a protected class.
Good luck. All this will get them is dudes wearing prom dresses saying “you can’t flunk me!”
Expect all the athletes to suffer from “gender identity” and insist on sharing the cheerleaders locker room.
My gender identity is heterosexual white male, where do I sign up for special rights?
Klinger FTW
I am so happy I will be dead soon.
A “protected class?”
Is that where they station guards outside the classroom and inside they teach you how to identify your gender? How Progressive!
Sounds a lot like playing doctor like 5 year-old’s do sometimes.
“Okay, now class, everyone try to find the biggest thing down there, okay?”
“Oh, what? You’re not wearing any underwear? That’s okay, sweetie. Check anyway.”
“Good. Now, if it’s really big, you’re probably a boy. But no guarantees. Don’t worry about it.”
“If it’s really small, you’re probably a girl, but if you’re related people in Congress, you might still be a boy.”
“If you’re confused about what you are, check those around you for assistance.”
“Oh good lord! Please cover up! And you’re a girl?!?”
“Okay, now write down what you think you are in your Gender Journals.”
“Just remember, if you’re a male, you can change if you want to.”
“If you’re a female, it’s a little harder and will cost more money but Obamacare should cover it.”