Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
…them cash for their clunker!
(FIRST!)
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
this laurel wreath and a hearty handshake.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
hookers and blow.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
to be a good little President and never, ever play with Presidential Directives again. Swearsies.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
a Rose garden. Wait,
…
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
There’s gotta be a little rain some time
When you take you gotta give so live and let live
Or let go oh-whoa-whoa-whoa
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
I could promise you things like big diamond rings
But you don’t find roses growin’ on stalks of clover
So you better think it over
Well if sweet-talkin’ you could make it come true
I would give you the world right now on a silver platter
But what would it matter
So smile for a while and let’s be jolly
Love shouldn’t be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
There’s gotta be a little rain some time
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
I could sing you a tune and promise you the moon
But if that’s what it takes to hold you
I’d just as soon let you go
But there’s one thing I want you to know
You better look before you leap, still waters run deep
And there won’t always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I’m talkin’ about
So smile for a while and let’s be jolly
Love shouldn’t be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
There’s gotta be a little rain some time,
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
…a Cinderella story for the economy…”It’s in the hole!”
…free rides on Gov. Moonbeam’s bullet train…
…two chickens in every pot, and pot…
…a favorable footnote mention in his next autobiography…
…an escape route when the pitchforks come…
…to not campaign for them ever.
…a whack at his personal Elizabeth Warren pinata.
A bit of the gaunge and taco bell.
. . . their “fair share” of other people’s (redistributed) wealth.
. . . eternal life
. . . two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree
…a lifetime of no IRS audits for their entire family.
…half of a half and half.
…protection from Union goons.
A GREAT hot dog dinner! GOT IT-no one ELSE did the “0bama likes to eat dog” joke, so I NAILED IT!!! WOOHOO!!!
…no IRS audits.
…that if they liked their state’s industrial base they could keep their state’s industrial base.
… 72
virginshippies. Socialist paradise awaits!5 acres and a mule.
To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…
…to knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.
…40 acres and a mule. (no_mo_bama beat me to it)
…a free lunch
…(walrus, they get promised hookers and blow but after they find out they’ve been Obamagayed.)
…an average savings of $1,500 each year on their Clinton Foundation premiums.
…the women eternal youth, and for the men, eternal yoots.
…High Praise from Harvey like euphoria, and a schadenfreudean chaser.
…a two week vacation from his daily Church of Obama Dispensation Theology lectures and one offend a muslim for free coupon.