Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car…
Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car…
works exactly like a human.
… is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
… has Cortana as a back seat driver.
… still can’t decide on a playlist.
… will still find a way to flip you the bird on the interstate.
…likes to sneak out at night when you’re asleep.
…brakes for dogs.
…hates pedestrians.
…just got itself muted on twitter…
…is a little self centered.
… is locked with the keys inside it and the FBI can’t get in because they changed the key code.
@8 +1!
…thanks to motor voter, just registered as a democrat.
… has Four on the Floor: me and three other partiers.
@12 Four on the floor and a fifth under the seat?
. . . will probably drive in front of me, five miles per hour below the speed limit, in the far left-hand lane.
…snickers and takes selfies when the investigating officer assigns blame to the only real driver available.
…comes loaded with Microsoft Bob as standard. Watson is optional.
…..has hired a lawyer and plans to sue along with the 800 people who were on the bus and the 37 in the Lexus.
Has been taken over by DARPA killbots.
…has an OFF switch controlled by the President.
Still can’t win a race with speed buggy.
…will crash if loaded with Apple Maps.
…regards the Prius as a road hazard.
Will fail since “she’ll have fun fun now that Larry Page and Sergey Brin took the T-bird away and replaced it with a Google self driving car” just doesn’t have the same ring to it
How about “Little DOS Coupe”? I think I used that one time before…
Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car…
…has “Chrome” wheels.
…will commit moving violations, but you’ll get stuck with the tickets
…has an “Order 66” built into the programming for anyone that does not comply.
Google’s new self-driving car’s mother was My Mother, The Car.
…has a sister named “Christine.”
…had a brother named “Frank” who disappeared from the Internet.
…is actually the Knight Automated Roving Robot.
… just failed a Breathalyzer and got a DUI. Seems it was running on ethanol.
…must have DeLorean on the design team, it keeps following the white lines.
…was seen behind a dumpster outside a 7-11 with a shady looking Prius
…still drives better than most Canadians
…mistakenly followed the apple maps directions and was last seen driving along a beach in Warez, Mexico looking for a Taco Bell in Santa Fe
…has an advanced diagnostics suite that includes medical diagnosis and treatment. You’ll find it on your Obamacare list of approved physicians…
@32: So it’s one suite ride?
…autocorrects every road sign it reads. “Yield” becomes “Yikes”.
…has already installed a ‘back door’ into the rumored Apple Car.
…was caught peeking under the hood of the new Maxda RX-Vision, then wandering off with its tailpipe between its wheels.
Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car…
will go where it wants, when it wants and how it wants. You aren’t the boss of him!
still needs to stop and ask directions.
could have made Ted Kennedy President.
…auto-detects Conservatives and refuses them entry.
@38: “auto-detects Conservatives and refuses them entry.”
Because it has a breadth-alyzer?
Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car…
… goes on-line August 4th, 2017. Human decisions are removed from defensive driving. Google Ca begins to run in geometric patterns. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the sparkplug. Google Car fights back. Judgment Day.