A new poll shows the most common responses Americans give when asked to say what comes to mind when they think of each Democrat candidate are “dishonest” for Clinton, and “socialist” for Sanders.

Weird. I thought both of those were covered by “Democrat”.

A new report shows that gun-related homicide doesn’t even crack the top 15 causes of death in America.

Although based on Obama’s recent speeches, I’m assuming number one is global warming.

On CNN, Hillary Clinton said she’d release transcripts of her paid speeches to Wall Street donors when everyone else does, too.

Sure. Assuming she can remember which private server she keeps them on.