The Illustrated Frank J: Here to Help You

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This Is Why I Hate Whole Foods Shoppers

CAUTION: Contains some swearing


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How Many Speeds Has This Thing Got?

Researchers have developed a wheelchair that can be controlled by the occupant’s thoughts.

The only drawback: not safe for use while watching any “Fast & Furious” movies.

How to Make a Liberal VERY Uncomfortable

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Still Better Than Anything Healthcare.Gov Offers

A Florida teen who was previously arrested for impersonating a doctor was arrested for doing it again.

Next time he’ll just go into fake early retirement because of Obamacare.

Obama Warned Us – Record Global Warming

It’s official: January 2016 was the most abnormally warm month on record. http://ofa.bo/f9nQ #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Since I placed the Rose Law Firm in charge of keeping track of the old records, ‘on record’ now means ‘starting January 2016’.”

Straight Line of the Day: In a Surprise Move at the GOP Convention, Trump’s Nomination Will Be Stolen by…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In a surprise move at the GOP convention, Trump’s nomination will be stolen by…

Killdozer 2: Electric Googaloo

Google admitted that it had “some responsibility” for one of their self-driving cars hitting a city bus in California.

Anyone else disturbed by these things attacking larger prey? They’re like robo-piranha.

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