It should probably hurt Trump that an older version of him from the future appeared urging people not to vote for him, but it won’t.
I think the only thing Trump could say that might cost him supporters is something coherent.
Trump versus Sanders might not be the general election matchup we want, but it just might be the one we deserve.
The dream of the oppressed shouldn’t be to become oppressors.
I hope the plot of the Star Wars Episode 8 is that they’re trying to stop a planet-destroying super weapon.
Has Kylo Ren come out for Bernie Sanders?
We must boycott apples. They help terrorists not need doctors.
Hillary Clinton is giving hr Nevada victory speech behind closed doors to Goldman Sachs.
A random American picked out of the phone book with Jeb Bush’s money behind him would be doing better in the polls than Jeb Bush.
I pleaded to Rorschach to get in the race and save us, but I couldn’t hear what he whispered back.
The only thing that would make Marco Rubio even more inevitable as the GOP nominee is winning a primary.
“A good guy with a gun” is the entire basis of government… if you believe government to be good.
If I had to rank the remaining candidates in order of ones I dislike the least, I think it’s Rubio then Bernie Sanders.
I think a lot of moviegoers were surprised at how dark the origin story is for Sabrina the Teenaged Witch. #TheWitch
In one of my first jobs, I wasn’t paid a living wage. So I didn’t try to live on it. I was a teenager living with my parents.
“You shouldn’t fill a Supreme Court vacancy in an election year and if I ever say otherwise ignore my lying mouth.” -Joe Biden, 1992
Presidential elections have always been a joke. There’s just more broad humor this time.
Daughter’s first loose tooth was yesterday and it’s already out and now we have to do tooth fairy thing and THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST!
Remember: A Trump is just as afraid of you becoming president as you are of him.
Hey, who wants to make a new political party?
“In one of my first jobs, I wasn’t paid a living wage. So I didn’t try to live on it. I was a teenager living with my parents.” If so many people are not paid a LIVING wage how come they are still alive?
“You shouldn’t fill a Supreme Court vacancy in an election year and if I ever say otherwise ignore my lying mouth.” -Joe Biden, 1992 THe question becomes if we shouldn’t have believed what you said then why should be believe what you say now?
“Hey, who wants to make a new political party?” You say you want a revolution, we all love to see the plan.
If I had to rank the remaining candidates in order of ones I dislike the least, I think it’s Rubio then Bernie Sanders.
Carson–It would be cool to say, “Our president used to be a brain surgeon.”
Cruz–Seems to be on target.
Rubio–???
Daughter’s first loose tooth was yesterday and it’s already out and now we have to do tooth fairy thing and THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST!
The tooth fairy that comes to our house only leaves dollar coins. Oops–last night, but sometimes on windy nights the tooth fairy gets delayed. (Also two good movies.)
“Trump, Hillary, and the Tooth Fairy”
Heh. Maybe we should start calling Bernie Sanders The Tooth Fairy.
“Hey, who wants to make a new political party?”
Make it computer-and-humor based: SillyCon Valley. A Chip off the ol’ Bloc.
Frank, the trick is to raise your kids to believe in the lame witch ghost from Darkness Falls instead of the Tooth Fairy. Much cheaper.
“I pleaded to Rorschach to get in the race and save us, but I couldn’t hear what he whispered back.”
Obscure reference of the day: winner.
Rorschach said, “You’re not stuck with me in the Oval Office… I’m stuck in the Oval Office with YOU.”
Re: Tooth Fairy—Just because Maggie Simpson has stayed a baby for 90 years doesn’t mean actual babies do, I’m afraid.
In one of my first jobs I was not paid a living wage. I died.
“…dislike the least, I think it’s Rubio then Bernie Sanders.”
wow. And you do get to vote.