Researchers believe they have found a way to use a high-power laser beam to deflect space rocks that are on course to hit Earth.

All I can say is: if Hillary wins, they need to pull the plug on this project. #SMOD2016!

North Korea announced they would “get the nuclear warheads deployed for national defense always on standby so as to be fired any moment”.

Huh… nothing about who all our base are belong to?

In the past seven years, our economy has made real progress.

@BarackObama

“Hey… backward is a direction, too.”

Mudcat Saunders, a rural Democratic strategist who’s supporting Bernie Sanders, said of Hillary Clinton “I think Trump could beat her like a tied-up billy goat”.

What a horrible thing to say! I’m sure he meant “nanny goat”.