Straight Line of the Day: Iran Conducted Illegal Missile Tests. President Obama…

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Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…

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  1. Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…

    immediately blamed it on an internet video.

    declared them “Dreamers” and invited them to stay in the US.

    p****d his pants.

  2. Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…

    asked for an aide to bring his prayer mat.

    demanded that due to the treaty, self-inspections will begin in 2029. We mean it this time!

    read the New York Times for his daily briefing, and discovered that there were no illegal missile tests.

    hired Ahmadinejad to keep an eye on them, en route to nominating him to the SCOTUS.

  3. Sang:
    ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫
    Well, how come you say you will when you won’t?
    Say you’ll do Bibi when you don’t?
    Let me know, Rouhani, how you feel;
    Tell the truth now is love real?
    But Uh-uh, Rouhani don’t,
    Well Rouhani don’t —
    Rouhani don’t, no Rouhani don’t, Rouhani don’t
    Oh, say you will when you won’t, uh-uh, Rouhani don’t.
    ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫

  4. … celebrated the first intercontinental Baluchistic missile.

    “The Baluchis are the ancient genuine Iranians who have their exclusive and special celebrations and feats.

    Their name, “Baluch/Baloch,” is shrouded in controversy. Some say it means “nomad,” while others claim that it is an Aryan (Old Persian) word meaning ‘the cock’s crest.’ “

    — would make a good crest for the Obama clan —

    “Indigenous and local traditions and customs were of greater importance to the Baluchis in the past, apparently up to about half a century ago, when the central and provincial government of the chieftains were imposed as the individual dictatorships.

    — yep, would definitely make a good crest for the Obama clan.

    “Traditions: 1. Beggari: … a voluntary contribution, however, a social compulsion can be traced in it somehow.

    — check —

    “2. Hashar: This is a custom that is applied when an individual cannot perform a task alone and needs help of the others.

    — and mate.

    No need for Obama to start a Hashartag campaign in this case.

    –http://www.iranchamber.com/people/articles/cultural_anthropology_of_baluchis.php

  5. Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…

    kinda looked like that squirrel that tries to run across the street in front of your car. He stopped, started to go back. Stopped again. THen finally tried to finish crossing the road.

    conducted illegal alien amnesty tests

    volunteered that if any Iranian missile hit the US you could call him “Mayer”.

    wept.

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