Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…
…said, “Bibi, don’t be a baby”.
…praised John Kerry, saying “Hillary could never had done so well”.
Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…
immediately blamed it on an internet video.
declared them “Dreamers” and invited them to stay in the US.
p****d his pants.
…is worthless.
…said, “I’m going to Disney World”!
… conducted illegal shizzle tests.
…criticized opponents of the treaty who claimed his plan fissiled.
*Ba da BOOM!*
(That some fissile material right there!)
Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…
was looking for his “safe space”.
Stenciled “Death to Israel” on the sides of the missiles before they were launched.
Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…
asked for an aide to bring his prayer mat.
demanded that due to the treaty, self-inspections will begin in 2029. We mean it this time!
read the New York Times for his daily briefing, and discovered that there were no illegal missile tests.
hired Ahmadinejad to keep an eye on them, en route to nominating him to the SCOTUS.
…said the if he had a missile, it would look like Iran’s.
…said to Iran, “If you like your missiles, you can keep your missiles! Period.”
Sang:
♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫
Well, how come you say you will when you won’t?
Say you’ll do Bibi when you don’t?
Let me know, Rouhani, how you feel;
Tell the truth now is love real?
But Uh-uh, Rouhani don’t,
Well Rouhani don’t —
Rouhani don’t, no Rouhani don’t, Rouhani don’t
Oh, say you will when you won’t, uh-uh, Rouhani don’t.
♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫
… coolly lectured that global warming is the number one threat facing America. The media covered that story, and put the Iran one on the page with the complicated stuff.
. . . worried about his putting.
. . . starting working on his NCAA basketball play-off predictions.
. . . toked up.
… cued up Rev. Wright’s Goddard Dämmerung — (America, That Is)
… led from behind the blast-proof steel doors of his bomb shelter.
… sent Biden to “ground zero” Israel. Just coincidentally, you know.
…dropped a “somebody else’s problem” invisibility field over it. Now it looks like a pizza parlor with read and white checkered table clothes. No problem.
… celebrated the first intercontinental Baluchistic missile.
— would make a good crest for the Obama clan —
— yep, would definitely make a good crest for the Obama clan.
— check —
— and mate.
No need for Obama to start a Hashartag campaign in this case.
…. threatened Iran with his own drop, clearly ignoring Rule 26-1b. “TAKE THAT IRAN!!”
…shrugged and said “What, me worry?”
…praised Alla and yelled “Death to America and Death to the Zionists”
Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…
kinda looked like that squirrel that tries to run across the street in front of your car. He stopped, started to go back. Stopped again. THen finally tried to finish crossing the road.
conducted illegal alien amnesty tests
volunteered that if any Iranian missile hit the US you could call him “Mayer”.
wept.
@23(c): I was just Goering to say that!
…rushed the staged and grabbed the mic, saying Yo, Iran, Imma let you finish, but North Korea had one of the best missiles of all times.
…asked if they could wait until the next president was in office long enough to get blamed when they nuke an American city.
…got bombed
…tuned his fiddle.