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Archive of entries posted on 27th March 2016
Irregardlessly
At a campaign stop in Utah, Chelsea Clinton said that Hillary thinks it’s important to extend Obamacare coverage to everyone “regardless of immigration status”.
Man, that’s harsh – “get out of the US or we’ll make you have Obamacare!”
Link of the Day: Socialism Is an Empty Pot, Waiting for Capitalism to Fill It
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
Why socialists need capitalism: best explanation so far
See Also: “East Minus West Equals Zero”
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Less Death-Defying, More Entertaining
And lest you think this is some sort of camera trickery, stay tuned for the blooper reel at the end. This man came by his stunts the hard way.
[Richie Jackson’s “Death Skateboards” Part] (Viewer #2,443,010)
We Could Launch Giant Space Cats to Take Them Out
China is testing experimental lasers that can take out other countries’ satellites.
OK, we need to immediately check our satellites for weaknesses. Do any of them have womp-rat-sized exhaust ports?
I Know Who Obama’s SCOTUS Pick Will Be
Easter Sunday 2016
- Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them.
- And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.
- And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus.
- And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:
- And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead?
- He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee,
- Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again.
- And they remembered his words,
- And returned from the sepulchre, and told all these things unto the eleven, and to all the rest.