Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a surprise move at the GOP convention, Trump’s nomination will be stolen by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a surprise move at the GOP convention, Trump’s nomination will be stolen by…
The Hamburgler
Dick Dastardly
The Black Spy
Dr. Claw
…a slice of toast soaking in a saucer of milk. It’s his turn.
… a PAC pocket
…little green men.
In a surprise move at the GOP convention, Trump’s nomination will be stolen by…
Old man Smithers
a real conservative
Hillary Clinton, so she can have two.
…Frank’s favorite Republican.
Bloomberg. The REAL NY Republican
…Frank’s Romney videos.
(If you haven’t ever seen these, do so now and tell Frank we need more!)
…Underpants Gnomes, because they have a more coherent economic policy…
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius
Pinky and the Brain – CoPresidents!
The still alive, and somewhat kicking Ross Perot! “I still suck!”
…a group of extraterrestrials intent on shutting down Hillary’s promised investigation.
. . . Bill Clinton, who is adding larceny to his portfolio of crimes, because rape, perjury, and abuse of power don’t provide adequate diversification
…Neil Bush…the good brother.
…Bob Dole!
… Claire Underwood
…Stolen?
O RLY?
… Bernie Sanders, to redistribute to un-nominated aliens.
… Rove-ing bands of Left-Turn Posts
… Megchine-Gyn Kelly
…By the Grinch that stole the election. Who else?
…the Noid, by promising to deliver only cold, unappetizing pizzas to Bernie Sanders.
. . . a Somali immigrant, who was granted citizenship, the right to vote, and the right to hold the office of President by executive order, because hey, if I can be born in Kenya and become President, why would we discriminate against my Muslim brethren from Somalia? The Constitution? It permits whatever the Progressive justices say it permits. Where’s my pen?
…the ghost of Barry Goldwater.
In a surprise move at the GOP convention, Trump’s nomination will be stolen by…
…a stollen
…his bad combover
…by the supreme court
…swift boat birthers
In a surprise move at the GOP convention, Trump’s nomination will be stolen by…
nomination thieves, the scum.
Willie Sutton
little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than 2.
the Russian mafia to be sold on the black market to some rather nefarious Islamic terrorists hiding in Pakistan right next to Bin Laden’s old lair.
The cigarette smoking man
The six fingered man!
The one armed man!
Snidely Whiplash!
….someone who will lose to
Hillarythe D. As opposed to someone else who will lose toHillarythe D.Obama got “elected” twice, the number of people on welfare and illegal immigrants (I guess that’s redundant) has gone up even more…therefore it’s safe to say that nobody can compete against people voting to get paid to not work.
Dr. Moriarty.
The Scarlet Pipernel.
Yosemite Sam.
Totoro
The Nairobi Trio
Brian…. (from Family Guy)
Someone that’s been Berninating the countryside.
Nancy Reagan
the burglar of Banf-f!
aliens
… Rickey Henderson, MLB career stolen base record holder.
R. Lee Ermey…. now THAT’S a man you can trust!!
Fred Thompson’s ghost which will still have more physical presence than the entire GOPe.
… an “electable” elitist who will lose the election to Bernie Sanders
… Oceans O’Levin
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