Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea’s new secret weapon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea’s new secret weapon…
…came from Acme Corp.
…wears a Mao Jacket and has cankles..
…real lightsabers made in South Korea.
Stinging snow-coffee propaganda.
http://youtu.be/CJoQOQHQ8oA
…is John Effin’ Kerry.
…tunnels.
…schools that actually teach children reading, ‘riting and ‘rithmatic.
…is no longer a secret.
…global warming
. . . is a robot with Hillary Clinton’s voice, Bill Clinton’s moral standards, Bernie Sanders’s hair, Donald Trump’s manners, and John Kerry’s charisma.
North Korea’s new secret weapon…
liberals.
The Democtratic Party of America.
…elevator shoes.
@10 will be revealed shortly.
…buzzcuts.
…is a stealth US President that actively works to destroy the US military and power and allow tin pot dictators to pretty much do what they want with no worry about repercussions.
…nano nukes.
… a devastatingly funny Nork-Nork joke.
Nork, Nork?
(I’m waiting…)
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
Nork nuke.
Nork nuke who?
Nork nuke for you!
…will be ridden by Really Really Slim Pickens.
…is of such advanced technology that it just might, possibly, wipe out hundreds, even THREE HUNDRED, fish.
…an all-you-can-eat three a.m. dog buffet on Pennsylvania Ave.
…a miniaturized drone wild butt hair, and a new pen for Obama.
(Okay, it’s not devastatingly funny, but it works.)
@17- sorry! I signed off for a while there!
…
… is supplies. And feel. It’s two secret weapons are . . . .
.. they could bury us six feet deep in printouts of Hillary’s emails.
North Korea’s new secret weapon… is working with the marketing geniuses who suggested a guy wearing pajamas and drinking hot cocoa would be something modern American men would aspire to.
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
Kim Jong-un.
Kim Jong
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
Kimchee.
Kimchee who?
Kimchee my new bomb!
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
Nork Nork.
Nork Nork who?
Nork Nork Nork Nork.
Let’s try that again…
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
Kim Jong-un.
Kim Jong !!!!!!!! FLASH !!!!!!!!!! BOOM !!!!!!!!!!
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
All your.
All your who?
All your nukes are berong to us.
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
U.N.
U.N. who?
U.N. me we got unfinnerished business.
Nork Nork.
Who’s there?
We have.
We have who?
We have teeny tiny nucrear weapons.
#7 ~ My god!! What kind of weird, twisted, crazed, warped mad scientist could conceive of, much less actually invent such a robotic monstrosity!? The Japanese perhaps?? Or maybe Bella Lugosi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Lg93JkA-k
… was kind of a flop. They created an electromagnetic purse over the U.S.
@31 – Well, I was just sitting around after sloppin’ the hogs. Our monthly human sacrifice (at the full moon) isn’t happening for another ten days or so, so I thought it up all on my lonesome.
@21 Oppo wins with the Team America-Monty Python mashup
… a nuclear-powered popgun.
… malnourished commandos that can slip through the gaps of any fence.
… killer haircuts.
… a fleet of reverse-engineered Edsels to increase global CO2 and kill us all with climate change.