Straight Line of the Day: Now Endorsing Hillary Clinton for President… Posted by Harvey on 15 March 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President… every hacker with dreams of glory. Reply to this comment
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President… Every journalist desirous of keeping their job. Reply to this comment
…former President John F. Kennedy!* *According to a Hillary Clinton press release. Would she lie? Reply to this comment
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President… Cartoonists America haters Satan The GOPe Reply to this comment
. . . Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Bashar Al-Assad, and Mahmoud Abbas . . . Brown-Forman, the distillers of Jack Daniel’s . . . fat chicks everywhere Reply to this comment
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President… me and every America loving person in the country. Wait… Endorse? I thought you said indict. Never mind. Reply to this comment
You forgot a comma. Now, endorsing Hillary Clinton for President is required or you’ll be audited. Reply to this comment
… The Most Enterospasming Man In The World. … The Most Self-Interested Man In The World. … that weird guy with the “The End of the World Is At Hand” sign. … Ambrose Bierce and Nikita Khrushchev, so they can appear prophetic: “Politics is the conduct of public affairs for private advantage.” — Bierce . “Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.” — Khrushchev Reply to this comment
… Samantha’s mother, Tabitha’s grandmother. It’s an Endorasement. (Endora loathed mortals, by the way. Just saying.) Reply to this comment
Fidef and Raul Castro Daniel Noriega Robert Mugabe Bounnhang Vorachith Xi Jinping Nguyễn Phú Trọng Reply to this comment
Und now — Poetry interlude: There once was a woman named Hillary, Who was very, very difficult to pillory; The MSM? All went “poof” That wasn’t 100 percent proof: Just like at your local distillery. Reply to this comment
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President… Ambassador Stevens who Hillary Clinton assured us to be very much alive claiming about Libya that “…we didn’t lose a single person.” Reply to this comment
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
every hacker with dreams of glory.
…..95% of all dead female Democrats.
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
the Trial Lawyers of America.
…is a capital offense in most cultures.
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
Every journalist desirous of keeping their job.
…former President John F. Kennedy!*
*According to a Hillary Clinton press release. Would she lie?
…SMoD, in recognition of her sheer destructive power…
…that deaf dumb and blind Muslim immigrant kid. He sure plays a mean pin ball.
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
Cartoonists
America haters
Satan
The GOPe
…Donald Trump. And his numbers are still climbing.
…causes insanity.
. . . Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Bashar Al-Assad, and Mahmoud Abbas
. . . Brown-Forman, the distillers of Jack Daniel’s
. . . fat chicks everywhere
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
me and every America loving person in the country. Wait… Endorse? I thought you said indict. Never mind.
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
…Ed Snowden
…not me
You forgot a comma.
Now, endorsing Hillary Clinton for President is required or you’ll be audited.
… The Most Enterospasming Man In The World.
… The Most Self-Interested Man In The World.
… that weird guy with the “The End of the World Is At Hand” sign.
… Ambrose Bierce and Nikita Khrushchev, so they can appear prophetic:
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… Samantha’s mother, Tabitha’s grandmother. It’s an Endorasement.
(Endora loathed mortals, by the way. Just saying.)
Fidef and Raul Castro
Daniel Noriega
Robert Mugabe
Bounnhang Vorachith
Xi Jinping
Nguyễn Phú Trọng
Und now — Poetry interlude:
There once was a woman named Hillary,
Who was very, very difficult to pillory;
The MSM? All went “poof”
That wasn’t 100 percent proof:
Just like at your local distillery.
Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…
Ambassador Stevens who Hillary Clinton assured us to be very much alive claiming about Libya that “…we didn’t lose a single person.”