Buzzfeed is always on the search for worst bigots than themselves and always failing.
To a crying baby, daddy is the “Is Pepsi okay?” of parents.
We need to keep our country’s Constitution strong to help with saving throws.
Anyone want to start a party based around classical liberalism and free markets? Warning: It’s probably not going to be very popular.
With daughter collecting superheroes, realized there’s few good super heroines, especially ones who arent just girl versions of male heroes.
I guess there’s Jessica Jones, but I don’t want my daughter emulating her.
Now Trump knows if his phone rings and the caller id says “Taiwan” he’s supposed to do the smart person thing and flush it down the toilet.
Got a new PC (a Surface Pro 4). Now to use that dedicated Chrome bootstrapping program, Internet Explorer.
We tried smart people who play by the rules, and they all failed horribly. Now it’s time for a dumb person who doesn’t play by the rules!
Technology is taking our jahbs!
I barely made it through the election. I honestly have no idea how we last four years of constantly talking about Trump.
And seeing the opposition, it’s probably going to be eight.
Would Amazon like it if someone made a robot that constantly innovates ways to make people’s lives better? Then they’d all lose their jobs.
So is there anyway in Windows 10 to make it when you adjust volume there isn’t this giant thing that pops up taking up half the screen?

I think Pepsi’s next ad campaign should be “Pepsi is OK”. Even though it’s not. Ever.
Gold Star for the “Constitution” line.
“So is there anyway in Windows 10 to make it when you adjust volume there isn’t this giant thing that pops up taking up half the screen?”
Yes there is. Use external speakers.
Which brings up the words every parent of a daughter dreads to hear: Sailor Moon.
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