As part of my work setup, I have a MacBook Pro, a Surface Pro, and an iPad Pro. Really makes me feel like some sort of… not amateur.

The obvious problem in our presidential election system is not the electoral college but what made our choices Trump or Hillary.

So we’re really going with “fake news” as the big threat facing this nation? Our problems just keep getting dumber.

f the work you can do for a business is worth less than $15 an hour, it should be illegal to hire you.

Seems kind of insane how DNC forced Hillary as the nominee, but it makes sense as a devious Russian plot to get Trump elected.

If left want people to get outraged at something about Trump, they need to quiet down every so often. They’re like dogs constantly barking.

Maybe this is just 80s nostalgia talking, but I don’t quite trust those Russians.

Before Obamacare, you could go bankrupt if you got sick. After Obamacare, you go bankrupt from premiums before you get sick.

My only concern about Rex Tillerson is how many white papers he’s written about extracting oil from irradiated countries.

So are we finally going to have that war with Russia all the 80s movies promised us?

The left will do anything to stop Trump other than introspection.

We’re past the time for game theory. It’s time for game facts.

I’m willing to give Drilly McOilman a shot. Businessmen don’t like global conflict; it gets in the way of da money.

I liked the optimism in Rex Tilleson’s released statement. “All the world’s oil is mine! Sweet sweet oil!”

Know how every Christmas the president dresses up as HoHoHo-bama and takes the toys of rich children? Never found out what he does with them.

The Hillary biopic should end with her realizing she didn’t need all that ambition when she had the love of who she needed most: Wall Street

If I’ve noticed any pattern to things lately, expect Trump to increase his lead due to faithless electors.

Trump rushes out of his meeting with Kanye West
“Is it too late to change my pick for Secretary of State?!”

Every day Trump will get more awful and his critics will get even more awfuler.

Usually, $10 would be a steal for a brand new Mario game, but for some reason it seems like a lot on iOS.

Is everyone still talking about Trump? Election is over; time to forget about that guy.

Prediction: We’ll all grow to love Trump, and he’ll be reelected in the largest landslide. And then we’ll all die in a nuclear holocaust.

If Trump is illegitimate because 54% oppose him, was Bill Clinton even more illegitimate?
Or am I being silly to pretend any of these sorts of things are actual arguments?

You’re not going to make any progress continuing to focus on how awful Trump is. You need to focus on in what ways you’re worse.

Let’s calm down. We’re all going to get through this.
Well, most of us will.
A good number will.
There will be survivors.
Hopefully.

I looked and there is no talking Luke Cage tree ornament that says “Sweet Christmas!” We are a broken society and Trump is our ruler.

Why would you assume I’ve heard of all the minor reindeer but not the most famous reindeer of all? You’re why we have Trump.

I need to know more about what holidays you’re celebrating before I’ll decide whether I want them to be happy or not.

“You may remember me from such films as Spawn and Project: Alf. I’m here to tell you DISMANTLE DEMOCRACY!”

Do people remember that 57% “voted against” Bill Clinton, or is that down the rage memory hole?

I’m raising funds to recount the votes in the electoral college. I will need $70 million dollars. This is not a scam.

Congratulations to Colin Powell for coming in third in the presidential election.

Daughter has started pronouncing her Rs but it’s caused her to drop any Os that are in front of an R which is endlessly amusing.

Now that we’re absolutely certain Trump is going to be president, can we stop talking about him?

Why $15 an hour and not $14? Or $16?

Trump has to have a vulnerability. How was Wario ultimately defeated?