Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
They want the Queen Bee.
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
found out it was Made In China.
The manufacturing label “Made in Taiwan” gave them second thoughts…
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
Stealing is bad, hmm okay?
It can’t be George Bush’s fault. Must be Trump.
…With the manpower and electronic resources China has at hand, it took about 20 minutes to analyze…
…They hadn’t gotten their cootie shots…
They realized they already had all the technology in it.
They realized they already had STOLEN all the technology in it. FTFY
Actually Bill Clinton sold them the technology in the ’90s. It was part of the Bed and Breakfast involving the Lincoln Bedroom contract.
They found the Russians had hacked it. Russians – they’re everywhere.
Dare we say… a Communist Plot all the way around?
… the terrible, terrible threat of having Kerry or Biden discuss it with them.
… they found out all the cool countries were lying when they said this would get them in.
… China’s father had a heart-to-heart talk with them and told them it was their decision, but if they kept the drone he’d be pretty disappointed in them.
…they found Dory.
They finished their video mash-up of Yellow Submarine.
Because of a mis-translation to Chinese of the term “Going Down”
They voted for Hillary in expectation of Madonna’s next visit?
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
They found out that Gen. Mattis canceled his usually Chinese take out and had the steak instead.
… they’ve already got a phone and Sean Penn; they didn’t need it.
… Strother Martin made them lose face by spitting and saying, “Morons. I’m dealing with morons. There ain’t no valuable intel on a drone when it’s outbound. It’s only got valuable intel when it’s back inbound.”
Morons….perhaps they had morons on their team.
… Finders keepers, losers default-on-loan-ers.
They’d filled it with all the MSG it would hold.
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
They finished removing all the State secrets Obama had filled it with and accidentally left it idling off their coast?
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?
It was built at Solyndra and the solar panels didn’t work properly when wet. Who knew?
It’s book value was way lower than listed in the loan collateral documents.
….Cheaper at Wal Mart!
…they confirmed the successful uploading of a trojan (that was too big to email).
…they didn’t give the one they stole back, they went down to Home Depot, who has already started selling the cheap Chinese copies, bought one and gave that one back. Pretty soon, they’ll realize that it was one that got returned with half the parts missing and resold because it’s Home Depot and that’s what they do.
After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back? They wanted their deposit back,