Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korean soldier flees across DMZ to defect to South Korea. North Korea denies, claims he was just…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korean soldier flees across DMZ to defect to South Korea. North Korea denies, claims he was just…
pining for the fjords.
ronery.
doing the hokey-pokey.
crawlin’ with the worms.
…following the geese.
…trying to be first in line at Panda Express.
…returning a copy of “Weekend at Bernie’s”…
…trying to be first in line for Black Friday.
…rooking for ruv in arr the rong praces.
…wanting to desperately flee the people’s paradise for a better life in South Korea, without parasites in his food and better pay. Oh wait! I don’t really suppose they’d say that now would they? Ok, I admit it, I made it up but I’ll bet that’s the real reason he left.
…trying to return his library book, “Capitalism and Freedom” before he had to pay overdue fees.
North Korean soldier flees across DMZ to defect to South Korea. North Korea denies, claims he was just…
escaping a hug from Al Franken.
launching a premature invasion that will totally destroy the West.
one toke over the line.
…looking for the MZ.
…trying to plant trees to combat climate change.
…share the benefits of communism with the Sorks.
…there for the DNC voter drive.
…trying out as Ezekiel Elliott’s replacement.
…looking for covfefe.