“Hi there Mr. Walrus.”

“Hello Miss Cates. A nice surprise but where is Miss Derek?”

“She’s out searching for more Farside sources so she sent me with some classic Monty Python skits.”

“I’m sure the cobs won’t mind.”

“Why Miss Derek, I appear to be seeing triple!”

“Well sir, just trying to make up for the paucity of the Far Side.”

“Keep up the good work.”

“Will do sir. I am also breaking out the emergency rations of Monthy Python skits.“

“Oh well done indeed.”

“Hi Mr. Walrus, it is Friday Classic Funny time!”

“A full share of Farside I hope?”

“Would you believe more than you can hope for?

“Would you believe more than enough?”

“Would you believe a couple and some classic Don Adams?”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, things are a bit scant today I’m sorry.”

“I’m not.”

“You don’t mind a short list of the Farside?”

“Oh that. No.”

“Great, I’m filling with some classic Steven Wright.”

“Proceed.”

“Oh Mr. Walrus, I need some rest. That was a great Memorial Day weekend.”

“No rest for the weary, got to get the funny out for folks.”

“If you insist.”

“Don’t I always?”

“Continuously.”

And for those of you who do scroll down a bonus Caption This!

Hi guys, me again. Is this some kind of usual thing around here? First Miss Welch goes on vacation and now Miss Derek is away as well. And she didn’t leave me much to work with. Luckily Miss Harris sent me a Marty Robbins song that for some reason does not get any airplay these days. I don’t think it takes much to wonder why. So, enjoy.

“Ah Miss Derek we seem to be missing something.”

“Sorry sir, just no cartoons this week I’m afraid.”

“That’s it?”

“Yes, was there something else?”

“Errr, no, no. Nothing comes to mind.”

“I’m afraid we have to make do with some classic Rodney Dangerfield.”

“Huh? What? Sorry, I was distracted. Proceed.”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, time to rise and shine.”

“Not today for me, Alexa kept me up most of the night.”

“Lucky you.”

“Not really, damn wifi kept going in and out and Alexa kept notifying me my password had changed and needed to be set up again. And again, and again, and again.”

“Well I’ll post the funny and let you get back to bed.”

“Tuck me in?”

“We’ll see.”

“Happy Friday Miss Derek, what we got for today?”

“Still a bit thin on the Farside but we got a good roundup of the Calvin & Hobbes.”

“Well then, let’s get those doggies out.”

“As you wish sir.”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus I have some classic funny for you.”

“Things are looking a bit threadbare.”

“Still having supply chain issues on the Farside.”

“Yes, that too.”

“Good morning Miss Derek, things are looking a little threadbare.”

“Our supply chain issues are getting worse, soon I’ll have nothing to post and nothing to wear!”

“So its cup half full cup half empty.”

“Cheery thought.”

“Well for some of us its an opportunity.”

“Here’s what we got.”

“Good morning Miss Derek, cooling off?”

“Yes sir, been hard work tracking down the classic funny.”

“Well keep up the good work.”

“Will do sir.”

“Good morning Miss Derek, what’s shakin’?”

“Not a whole lot I’m afraid.”

“Pity that, so do we have our supply chain issues resolved?”

“Not really sir, so it’s a bit heavy on the Calvin and Hobbes today.”

“Well we view what we must. Proceed.”

“Good morning Miss Derek are we still suffering supply chain issues?”

“Sir, is Buttigieg still Secretary of Transportation?”

“I see your point. Well put up what we got.”

“I’m sure people will get a laugh or two.”

“Good morning Miss Derek, Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you.”

“And to you Mr. Walrus, look who showed up to celebrate.”

“Miss Ireland, how… appropriate.”

“Indeed sir, Happy St. Patrick’s Day.”

“Well, on to the funny, I take it we are still suffering supply chain issues.”

“indeed.”