“Good morning Mr. Walrus, sleep well?”

“I must have since I’m still dreaming.”

“How sweet. Ready for the classic cartoons?”

“I hope so.”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, happy Friday!”

“Indeed it is, what you got?”

“Some old time funny sir, the best.”

“Then by all means let us share.”

“Sharing away sir!”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, good to have you back.”

“Pleasure to be back, what’s up?”

“We got more classic funny to keep the peasants amused.”

“Peasants?”

“Commentors, whatever.”

“Whatever indeed.”

“Oh Mr. Walrus, where are you? Hello!”

“Gosh, no where to be found. Oh well I guess I’ll post these myself.”

“Why Miss Derek, you seemed to have fallen. May I help you up?”

“Thank you Mr. Walrus, I was rushing the comics over a seemed to have slipped.”

“Everything okay? Need me to check you over?”

“No sir, everything is fine.”

“You positive? It’s no trouble at all.”

“Everything is great.”

“Can’t be too sure.”

“I am.”

“Sigh.. Okay let’s get the comics up and running.”

“Happy Friday Mr. Walrus!”

“Happy Friday Miss Derek, how are you doing?”

“Well, and I got the classic funny for you!”

“Miss Derek you can always make me happy.”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, good to see you up.”

“Me too.”

“Oooookay. So I got these old cartoons, think they are still funny?”

“Doesn’t matter, are commenters aren’t picky, and trust me, I don’t think they will scroll that far anyway.”

“Happy Fall Mr. Walrus!”

“We celebrate that these days?”

“Don’t see why not.”

“Why not indeed.”

“Good morning Miss Derek, is it raining?”

“Just a bit.”

“More than enough for me. What’s up?”

“You, for one.”

“Cheeky. You have the cartoons?”

“Yes, shall I post ’em?”

“Proceed.”

“Happy Friday Mr. Walrus!”

“Happy Friday Miss Derek, looking forward to the weekend?”

“Already gotten a head start, ready for some classic laughs?”

“You betchya, run ’em out!”

“Happy Friday Mr. Walrus. Looking foward to the long weekend?”

“Indeed I am Miss Derek. You doing anything special?”

“Just going to kick back and work on my last Summer tan.”

“I look forward to seeing the end results. The process wouldn’t be good to miss either I am sure.”

“You are such a card sir.”

“Indeed I am.”

“Good morning Mr. Walrus.”

“Miss Derek, good morning. How are you doing?’

“Very well sir, got that special folder of cartoons for you.”

“Let us get ’em up and see who likes them.”

“Righty-o Sir!”

Good morning Mr. Walrus, Miss Welch said you’ve been down a little lately.”

“Not anymore.”

“Great. I hope I had something to do with it.”

“Oh, most definitely.”

“Cartoons?”

“Yes they are, get’em posted.”

“Why Miss Derek it is so good to see you, it’s been a long time. What brings you around?”

“Miss Welch asked me to give you these for posting. They’re some old school funny she says.”

“Did she. Well I guess we will see how the Moonnukers like it. Maybe be a regular feature so we can see more of you.”

“I certainly like being seen.”

I know I enjoy the seeing. So, let’s get these out there.”

“Hi Mr. Walrus, just came down from research and there wasn’t any Classic Funny to pick up. Is something wrong?”

“No Miss Munro, nothing wrong. We are ending the Friday Classic Funny.”

“Oh dear, won’t the natives get restless?”

“Probably, but let the Emu take care of that. What we are announcing today is a new Friday feature.”

“Oh Goody!”

“Yes. Next Friday we will begin our Movie Throwdown where we will force our people to choose between 2 movies until there is only One!”

“The Highlander?”

“Maybe, maybe not but we are going to find out!”

“I can’t wait!”

“Neither can I.”