“Bold action on climate change matters. #ActOnClimate”

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it ‘worked'”

We can tackle climate change — but it’s going to take all of us working together. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“I’ll authorize the ‘green energy’ grants, and you’ll pay for them. Together!”

“From our family to yours, chag sameach.” — President Obama #Passover

@BarackObama

“Sincerely, the 11th Plague.”

“‘A strong spirit transcends rules,’ Prince once said — and nobody’s spirit was stronger, bolder, or more creative.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Except mine. Executive Orders rule!”

February’s 242,000 new jobs mean the American economy has been creating jobs for six straight years. http://ofa.bo/z0Ic

@BarackObama

“Despite my best Wile E. Coyote schemes to stop it.”

#OneDayIWill see a world where every child can go to school and fulfill their boundless potential. #IWD2016

@BarackObama

“Except for, you know, the dumb kids.”

The United States and Canada are joining together to reduce methane pollution. Read more: http://ofa.bo/e5iz #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Yeah, I don’t know what methane is, either. Just a scary chemical name. Might as well brag that we’re reducing fructose pollution for all my voter base knows.”

President Obama took his constitutional duty seriously and nominated a well qualified #SCOTUSnominee.

@BarackObama

“Please note there are no qualifications for SCOTUS listed in the Constitution. Not even age. I could nominate a baby if I wanted to.”

This February was so hot that it shattered global records. Check it out: http://ofa.bo/b5qo #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Funny how I have to keep trying to prove I’m right about global warming when ‘the science is settled’. How come I don’t go around saying ‘an apple fell off a tree – gravity!'”

On the sixth anniversary of #Obamacare, stand with @OFA and say you’ll keep fighting for affordable health care: http://ofa.bo/yMX

@BarackObama

“And by ‘keep fighting’, I mean literally sucker-punch anyone who badmouths Obamacare.”

CBO estimates imply that the #ACA will cut the deficit by over $3 trillion in the next two decades.

@BarackObama

“And the best part: no one will come back to us two decades from now and bust our chops even if that estimate is light years off. Whoo-hoo! Zero accountability!”

Because of the #ACA, insurance is better for everyone, no matter where it’s purchased. #ACAanniversary

@BarackObama

“Not as good as that awesome insurance you used to have before your insurer stopped offering it, but, well, you know, omelets & broken eggs.”

Obamacare is here to stay.

@BarackObama

“Until it kills the host organism.”

“I believe Judge Garland is exactly the kind of judge we need on the Supreme Court.” — President Obama http://ofa.bo/e5mg #DoYourJob

@BarackObama

“One we have leverageable dirt on.”

When the @VP was Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, every single #SCOTUS nominee got a hearing and a vote. http://ofa.bo/a5rq

@BarackObama

“Which is how we got Obamacare.”