This February was so hot that it shattered global records. Check it out: http://ofa.bo/b5qo #ActOnClimate
“Funny how I have to keep trying to prove I’m right about global warming when ‘the science is settled’. How come I don’t go around saying ‘an apple fell off a tree – gravity!'”
I first read that as a Match Game question…
Gene Rayburn: “This February was so hot…”
Audience: “How hot was it?”
Gene Rayburn: “It was so hot that ”
Audience: Laughter & Cheesy 70s music…
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Allen Ludden: “…a snowball just moved its family to Hell.”
Brett Somers: “… it was hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement.”
Charles Nelson Riley: “…I saw a roasted turkey fly by.”
Fannie Flagg: “…I set the house on fire just to cool it off.”
Richard Dawson: “…the cows are giving evaporated milk.”
Betty White: “…I am finally warm!”
Orson Bean: “…I went on a date with Totie Fields just for the shade.”
Flip Wilson: “…the devil made me a gin & tonic.”
This past February was hotter than Rosie O’Donnell’s sauna pants.
This February was so hot on Venus that it shattered global records there. Stupid sunlight.
Oh, and about that “settled science” thing regarding gravity, check out http://dipole.se .