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  1. …the proposed Worry Tax.

    …that surrendering to ISIS will not bring about a force capable of defeating the Kardashian scourge.

    …that global warming really is just a myth.

    …unreliable drone deliveries after all businesses become nothing but buildings containing a seemingly endless choice of restrooms.

  2. A new poll shows that the thing most Americans are worried about…

    IBS not ISIS.

    is whether their dog is getting enough cheese.

    is whether they will know which way Mecca is if another Democrat gets elected.

  3. A new poll shows that the thing most Americans are worried about…

    An executive order repealing the 22nd amendment, which Roberts rules to be a tax.

    Jeb! getting back into the race.

    Climate change, of course. In a couple of months, the government predicts temperatures will be warmer than they are today. Then about six months later, they’ll be colder. Funny how that works.

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