The Illustrated Frank J: Rolled the Dice, They Came Up Blank

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Runs in the Family

President Obama defended Hillary Clinton’s email security breaches, saying “there’s classified, and then there’s classified”.

Ah… the three-syllable version of “what the definition of ‘is’ is” defense.

There Are a Lot of Reasons to Not Like Trump, But the Ones the Tolerance Crowd Choose Bust My Irony Meter

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

Link of the Day: NOT Satire – Ohio U. Greek Week Events Canceled Over Pro-Trump Graffiti On Free Speech Wall

Via The Washington Times]

Ohio U. Greek Week events canceled over pro-Trump graffiti on free speech wall

That last paragraph… I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Don’t Panic, I Have My Towel

3 sailors stranded on an uninhabited Pacific island were rescued after using palm leaves to spell out the word “HELP” on the sand.

I may try that myself and see if I can wrangle a post-election space alien pickup.

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change

There’s a lot of misinformation out there — help spread the facts with the @OFA Truth Team: http://ofa.bo/c5kt

@BarackObama

“Then spread more misinformation to cover up the fact that we made up our facts.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Highlight of Hillary’s Proposed Tax Plan…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The highlight of Hillary’s proposed tax plan…

Obama’s Idea of Equal Time?

President Obama is reportedly considering visiting Hiroshima this year.

So… will that be before or after visiting the USS Arizona?