The Illustrated Frank J: The Most Important Question of the Election

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In the Sanders Future, This Will Be the Only Arm You Can Keep and Bear

Don’t know why, exactly, but I enjoy watching this guy make stuff the hard way.


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Opportunity Knocks

Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx told a crowd in North Carolina that the American Dream was in jeopardy because “only 49% of low-income neighborhoods have sidewalks”.

Easy way to grab the American Dream: start a company that sells “Keep Off The Grass” signs in low-income neighborhoods.

Obama’s Other Other Plan

[High Praise! to Fred of Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Fred]

See more Obama plans here.

Link of the Day: Satire – Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Mexico is Constructing “Rapid Fire” Human Catapults

[High Praise! to Real News Right Now]

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Mexico is Constructing ‘Rapid Fire’ Human Catapults

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Planning for the Future

Asked during an interview on NBC about the possibility of being interviewed by the FBI, Hillary Clinton said “I’m not at all worried”.

Yup, she’s already got half a dozen different “accidental concussion” scenarios all planned out.

Obama Warned Us – ACA

Because of the #ACA, insurance is better for everyone, no matter where it’s purchased. #ACAanniversary

@BarackObama

“Not as good as that awesome insurance you used to have before your insurer stopped offering it, but, well, you know, omelets & broken eggs.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Newest Use for Remote-Controlled Quadcopters…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The newest use for remote-controlled quadcopters

Seeing Spirits Usually Involves Someone Dying

President Obama criticized Iranian leaders for undermining the “spirit” of last year’s historic nuclear agreement.

Yes, they didn’t come to the pep rally OR wear the school colors.