Cuban Foreign Minister Bruno Rodriguez called President Obama’s recent visit “an attack on the foundation of our history, our culture, and our symbols”.

That actually makes me like Cuba better, since I know what it’s like to have Obama do that.

Saudi Arabia’s King Salman told CNN “a recalibration” of the US-Saudi relationship was needed.

Apparently new measurements show that Obama’s not bowing past the halfway mark.

Advocacy group Reporters Without Borders said press freedom is in decline and warned of “a new era of propaganda”.

Cool! I nominate Bill Watterson and Pixar to be the new era’s Dr. Seuss and Warner Brothers.