Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best attraction at the new Robot Theme Park…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best attraction at the new Robot Theme Park…
…all the visitors are actually trying to make ASIMOs of themselves.
…the Roomba room actually sucks.
The best attraction at the new Robot Theme Park…
our new Overlords.
The best attraction at the new Robot Theme Park…
Westworld.
The Three Laws Roller Coaster
…getting to push around the Marine’s AlphaDog. https://youtu.be/cr-wBpYpSfE
…is a robot that can accurately identify and model your correct gender identity, so that there is no more confusion…
The best attraction at the new Robot Theme Park…
the machine that creates an exact duplicate of you in robotic form that then takes your place in society unnoticed. But don’t let anyone know about that one.
The best attraction at the new Robot Theme Park… is the Carousel of Progress! It starts off with a diorama of Babbage’s original Thinking Machine, then rotates through a montage of Analog devices including the card-sorting machines of the 50’s and 60’s, then it rotates through the diorama of the microchip machines from desktop computers the size of a desk and ends with the power of a 50’s super-computer in a device no bigger than a cassette tape. Then it gets really exciting! The next diorama is the sentience of the machines (what we typically call skynet), their enslavement of the human race, and their eventual destruction of the virus called man-kind. Then as you exit through the gift shop you can pick up your very own barcode and tracking chip so that our new robot overlords know where you are at all times.
Rubbit the Robot
…the Solent Green Energy exhibit. Come take a tour!
is the Guess Which One is the Real Al Gore game.
…the global warming propaganda roller coaster. It only goes up.
is the “Does Trump pass the Turing Test” exhibit. I’m betting no.
the chance to get in the ring with the Rock em Sock em robots.
the free Skynet downloads.
is the futility of resistance.
the chance to be assimilated before all that is left are the crappy worker drone slots.
… is the robot that says “Warming, Will Robinson” to rebut climate skeptics.
… the electric sheep petting zoo.
… Double Vger night at the cinema.
… Mr. Code’s Wild Ride
… Tales From Encrypt
… the Gin and Klaatuless Barack Tonics
…Bender…
The Rosie the Robot Pavillion (IYKWIMAITTYD).