The Illustrated Frank J: The Biggest Star Wars Mystery

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Notice He Said “Transform”, Not “Improve”

Speaking at the University of Chicago Law School, President Obama said “I have transformed the federal courts from a diversity standpoint”.

A bragging right akin to transforming a bicycle from a square wheels standpoint.

I Had to Look It Over Good & Think About It a Minute Before I Got It

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: See Also – Reuters “Reporting”

[High Praise! to Ethics in Photo Editing]

Photo Manipulation Throughout History: A Timeline

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New! Band-Aid Brand Feelings Bandages

The federal government has awarded the University of Michigan a grant of over $500,000 to conduct research on the effect of microaggressions on women in the engineering fields.

Wow! That’s enough to buy every female engineering dropout a Barbie that says “math class is tough“.

Obama Warned Us – Obama Reduces Methane

The United States and Canada are joining together to reduce methane pollution. Read more: http://ofa.bo/e5iz #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Yeah, I don’t know what methane is, either. Just a scary chemical name. Might as well brag that we’re reducing fructose pollution for all my voter base knows.”

Straight Line of the Day: After a Russian Fighter Jet Buzzed an American Warship, President Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…

Although You Can Bet Bernie Has a Karl Marx Shrine

In a recent interview, Bernie Sanders said “I am not actively involved in organized religion”.

Why would he? They only spend money that’s given to them voluntarily.