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Archive of entries posted on 18th April 2016
Notice He Said “Transform”, Not “Improve”
Speaking at the University of Chicago Law School, President Obama said “I have transformed the federal courts from a diversity standpoint”.
A bragging right akin to transforming a bicycle from a square wheels standpoint.
I Had to Look It Over Good & Think About It a Minute Before I Got It
Link of the Day: See Also – Reuters “Reporting”
[High Praise! to Ethics in Photo Editing]
Photo Manipulation Throughout History: A Timeline
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New! Band-Aid Brand Feelings Bandages
The federal government has awarded the University of Michigan a grant of over $500,000 to conduct research on the effect of microaggressions on women in the engineering fields.
Wow! That’s enough to buy every female engineering dropout a Barbie that says “math class is tough“.
Obama Warned Us – Obama Reduces Methane
The United States and Canada are joining together to reduce methane pollution. Read more: http://ofa.bo/e5iz #ActOnClimate
“Yeah, I don’t know what methane is, either. Just a scary chemical name. Might as well brag that we’re reducing fructose pollution for all my voter base knows.”
Straight Line of the Day: After a Russian Fighter Jet Buzzed an American Warship, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…
Although You Can Bet Bernie Has a Karl Marx Shrine
In a recent interview, Bernie Sanders said “I am not actively involved in organized religion”.
Why would he? They only spend money that’s given to them voluntarily.