The United States and Canada are joining together to reduce methane pollution. Read more: http://ofa.bo/e5iz #ActOnClimate
“Yeah, I don’t know what methane is, either. Just a scary chemical name. Might as well brag that we’re reducing fructose pollution for all my voter base knows.”

This kind of thing makes me want to fart.
Methane = natural gas, aka, the stuff that heats millions of houses and produces 33% of our electricity and all sorts of other things.
Bull$hit is a major source of “pollution”, he should do something about that.
If only there was some way to decrease the stupidity pollution
Im surprised he’s not bragging about how much he’s cut down carbon emissions in the militaty by preventing many American troops and (more than Bush) and veterans from producing carbon dioxide. How come the daily mid-east body counts and photographs of caskets with American flags aren’t a thing anymore?
pull my finger
America and Canada could plug in a lot of fans to blow the methane across the ocean. Problem solved!
Methane pollution? I fart in its general direction!