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Archive of entries posted on 13th April 2016
In One Sense, He’s Accurate
At a Hollywood fundraiser, President Obama declared “Trump isn’t succeeding me”.
Yes, thanks to Obama, no one’s succeeding in America.
Bipartisanship: Clarified
Link of the Day: Because You’ve Been a Bad Nerd, and This Is Your Punishment
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
The Missing Links: Wonderfully Nerdy Science Jokes
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
You KNOW This Will End Badly
The US Navy christened an experimental self-driving warship designed to hunt for enemy submarines.
Also the plot for “Terminator 6: SeaNet Rising”
Obama Warned Us – Climate Change
This February was so hot that it shattered global records. Check it out: http://ofa.bo/b5qo #ActOnClimate
“Funny how I have to keep trying to prove I’m right about global warming when ‘the science is settled’. How come I don’t go around saying ‘an apple fell off a tree – gravity!'”
Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That the Thing Americans Are Most Worried About…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that the thing most Americans are worried about…
Has DHS Checked Her Facebook Page?
Sesame Street is introducing a new muppet character “from Afghanistan” who wears a hijab.
Three words: BOOM! Shredded felt.