The Illustrated Frank J: Can’t Be Unseen

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Not Boding Well for the Future

Medical professionals report an upward trend of smartphone-related injuries like “Text Neck” and “Blackberry Thumb”.

Lovely… we’ve gone from a nation that defeated Nazis to one that gets its butt kicked by a pocket narcissism machine.

Is There a Lawsuit Coming? Probably Not for Bruce

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Yes, Reality TV Has Writers

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

What It’s Like to Write for Reality TV

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Mostly Minnesota

A new study shows that “global warming” has made weather better for most people in the USA.

So if you suffered a sunburn, you’re an oppressed minority. Government assistance jackpot!

Straight Line of the Day: The British Are Offended Because President Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The British are offended because President Obama

Elevating Historical Footnotes to Historical Chapter Titles

President Obama is planning to change the $5, $10 and $20 bills.

Sounds great… is he going to make them worth something again?