Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The British are offended because President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The British are offended because President Obama…
The British are offended because President Obama…
is offensive.
…(’nuff said!)…
The British are offended because President Obama…
is a bust.
…keeps appropriating the “Royal We” for himself…
I don’t know about the Brits, but I am definitely “Offended Because President Obama”!
…jammed a Euro in a cigarette machine. (he wanted a fag)
The British are offended because President Obama…
is a smeghead wanker.
Mentioned that their beer was warm and their food sucks.
…referred to Queen Liz as ‘that Kraut from the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.
…is a part American, part Kenyan, total hypocrite.
…kept snorting every powdered wig he saw.
…insisted the Queen sing that song about big butts on bicycle seats when Michelle’s plane landed.
…retroactively surrendered in the Revolutioary War and signed us all up for their healthcare.
…insinuated that Churchill looked like a squat, drunken, knock kneed, cankled ape when he said he mistook the bust as one of Hillary.
…has apologized to everyone except them.
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…hoo-dooed them into rooting for him back in ’08 and now he’s doing the same thing to them–opining on their internal matters. (The shoe hurts on the other foot, doesn’t it?)
…insisted on singing a lullaby to George’s kid sister: https://youtu.be/U2qQGCyPR-Y
…didn’t offer to kick in for the petrol in Phil’s Land Rover.
…he keeps acting like, well, Barak Obama.
…brought the Klingon.
…apologized for not surrendering weapons at the Battles at Lexington and Concord.
…wanted to have a family pic taken crossing Abbey Road.
…ordered arugula with his Spotted Dick at the palace canteen.
The British are offended because President Obama…
was more European than they are.
keeps calling it “soccer”.
[‘]s entry, Joe Biden, has won the Upper Class Twit of the year contest 7 years running.
…was able to get in despite their tight border security.
…asked for his iPod back. The Queen must have listened to all his speeches by now.
accused Britains of being racist for never having an African American king or queen.
was found in Elizabeth’s loo dressed like the Queen.
was caught drawing a HItler mustache on a bust of Churchill.
was caught drawing a Hitler mustache on Kate Middleton’s bust.
No punchline needed.
… sent flowers for the recent loss of a Prince.
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… tried to diss them but instead exposed his ignorance, as usual… And the U.S. media kept silent, as usual.
… stealing the idea of taxing thingie.
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… out-Basil-Fawltying Basil Fawlty.
…breathes