The Illustrated Frank J: Get Out! The Vote!

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Don Loretta Says

Attorney General Loretta Lynch warned municipal and state judges across the country that their courts could lose federal funding if they don’t ease up on fines and arrest warrants for minor crimes involving minorities.

No word on how many horse heads were involved in the warnings.

Link of the Day: 12 Secrets of the Witness Protection Program

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

I’ve only ever heard of this program in movies & TV shows. The reality of it is… somewhat different:

12 Secrets of the Witness Protection Program

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There’s a Reason You’ve Heard of Buster Keaton

“Buster Keaton must get to his true love and be wed by 7pm or lose a fortune. Several hundred disappointed brides and rolling boulders stand in his way. From “Seven Chances” (1925)”


[Buster Keaton chased by brides & boulders. “Seven Chances” (1925)] (Viewer #3,457)

To Boldly Go

A group of Silicon Valley billionaires are planning to build a base on the moon within the next 10 years.

That seems extreme. Most people fleeing the California Idiocracy usually stop when they get to Texas.

Look Out! He’s Got a Hammer!

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]