Attorney General Loretta Lynch warned municipal and state judges across the country that their courts could lose federal funding if they don’t ease up on fines and arrest warrants for minor crimes involving minorities.

No word on how many horse heads were involved in the warnings.

A group of Silicon Valley billionaires are planning to build a base on the moon within the next 10 years.

That seems extreme. Most people fleeing the California Idiocracy usually stop when they get to Texas.