The Illustrated Frank J: Some People Thought William Jennings Bryan Was a Lock, Too

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You Really Know How to Pick ‘Em

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To choose which passengers to screen, the TSA paid $1.4 million for a randomizer app that any programmer could whip up in 10 minutes.

To be fair, it WAS tricky getting the TSA’s version to always pick toddlers & wheelchair grannies.

Link of the Day: Satire – President Obama Announces New Initiative to Curb Gun Violence

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President Obama Announces New Initiative to Curb Gun Violence

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To Be Perfectly Honest…

To demonstrate his administration’s “transparency”, president Obama published the exact size of America’s highly enriched uranium stockpile.

Also, the spare key to the White House is under the doormat, next to the launch codes.

Money Well Spent

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