The Illustrated Frank J: You’re Gonna Call WHO???

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Cue Weird Al’s “Eat It”

The federal government will now begin fining schools that don’t follow the school lunch rules championed by Michelle Obama.

Still cheaper than paying for the ton of moldy veggies that end up in the trashcan every lunch hour.

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Obama Has a Plan

[High Praise! to DamnCat]

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See more Obama plans here.

Link of the Day: Satire – Air Force Switches to Gender-Neutral “Unpersonned Aerial Vehicles”

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

Air Force switches to gender-neutral ‘unpersonned aerial vehicles’

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Why Won’t You Ignorant Children Listen to Me?

In a recent op-ed, Barbara Streisand said “it is time we grew up as a nation and elected Hillary”.

That’s not growing up, that’s slipping into senescence.

Obama Warned Us – Obamacare

Obamacare is here to stay.

@BarackObama

“Until it kills the host organism.”

Straight Line of the Day: Oops! Hillary Clinton Offended Her Voting Base by Saying…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Oops! Hillary Clinton offended her voting base by saying…

Will Obfuscate for Food

In Detroit, dozens of cases of Burger King Whopper patties were stolen from a delivery truck.

My theory: Michael Moore can’t afford food since his latest documentary flopped.