Medical professionals report an upward trend of smartphone-related injuries like “Text Neck” and “Blackberry Thumb”.
Lovely… we’ve gone from a nation that defeated Nazis to one that gets its butt kicked by a pocket narcissism machine.
Medical professionals report an upward trend of smartphone-related injuries like “Text Neck” and “Blackberry Thumb”.
Lovely… we’ve gone from a nation that defeated Nazis to one that gets its butt kicked by a pocket narcissism machine.
I feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for these people, my heart bleeds.
Your honor my client is suffering from the worst case of “Blackberry Thumb” in the history of frivolous lawsuits! He also suffers from an extreme case of “Text Neck” and requires constant 24 hour care. He is in such pain from these maladies that it’s doubtful he could defeat a 90 year old Nazi in hand to hand combat.
How about run over by a 6000lb van disease because they walk right in front of it? Happens all the time.
When I was 5 and walking to school (uphill, in the snow), I knew to look both ways before crossing the street….so I was smarter at 5 than the average Hillary voter is at 20 something. No wonder this country is doomed.