3 sailors stranded on an uninhabited Pacific island were rescued after using palm leaves to spell out the word “HELP” on the sand.
I may try that myself and see if I can wrangle a post-election space alien pickup.
3 sailors stranded on an uninhabited Pacific island were rescued after using palm leaves to spell out the word “HELP” on the sand.
I may try that myself and see if I can wrangle a post-election space alien pickup.
I take it you fear losing our ‘mostly harmless’ rating.
I’ve been to Diego Garcia a couple times. At least there was beer there.
Thankfully it wasn’t a Malaysian Airlines flight.
Hope you can spell “Help!” in Spanish.
Not that type of alien? Oh, never mind.
The aliens’ biggest dilemma will be deciding on which distress sign to stop.
From now on, I’m self-identifying as a dolphin…