Straight Line of the Day: The Highlight of Hillary’s Proposed Tax Plan…

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The highlight of Hillary’s proposed tax plan…

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  1. The first sentence states Clinton and her heirs will be immune from taxes for all time. Similar immunity for individuals, corporations, and foreign entities doing business with the US can be gained for a sizable “donation” to the Clinton Foundation.

  2. … a tax on anyone who makes a sarcastic comment about this Thursday announcement:

    Clinton Leaves GMA in the Lurch by Pulling Out of Live Town Hall Hours Before the Event on Friday
    Daily Mail | 4/15/2016 | Chris Spargo

    Hillary Clinton will not appear at a scheduled live town hall on Friday morning.

    The presidential hopeful was to appear on Good Morning America for the event.

    ABC cited a ‘scheduling issue’ as the reason for the cancelled event.

    … a tax on anyone finding equal indignation in the MSM to when Trump cancelled appearances.

    .. a tax on both your houses.

  3. The highlight of Hillary’s proposed tax plan…

    is that it will be called the “Squat” plan in that you will be left with squat. Diddily Squat to be technical.

    The great Beatles tune that plays in the background while the IRS send goons to your house to make sure your contribution is properly made citizen.

    it is written in invisible ink so that the government can “make it up” as the go along.

  4. @13: “The great Beatles tune that plays in the background…”

    ♪♫ “Will you still need me, will you still feed me
    (Like, five years ago)
    When I was sixty-four?”♪♫

    ♪♫ “Secty. Clinton
    You broke the rules
    You laid it down for all to see…”

    ♪♫ “What goes on
    In your heart?
    What goes on
    In your mind?”

    {And there’s an apt lyric from “Run For Your Life” that would probably get me flagged if I adapted them.}

  5. …it’s a one word tax plan: TAX (followed by 18 thousand pages of exclamation points).

    …taxes the rich and gives to the richer.

    …everybody pays their fair spare.

    …100% death tax, and nuclear weapon detonations.

    …as an aphrodisiac, it’s the liberal equivalent of bacon. Even has an urban dictionary entry as “Afrodeeziak”.

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