“One of my core principles is that I will never engage in a politics in which I’m trying to divide people” -@POTUS

@BarackObama

“My other core principle is to never let my core principles get in the way of getting my way”.

“Let us carry his legacy forward.” — President Obama on President John F. Kennedy, born 98 years ago today

@BarackObama

“For example, by surrendering to Castro.”

Community College Should Be Free. #collegein5words https://www.whitehouse.gov/issues/education/road-to-higher-ed

@BarackObama

“It’s not. Stupid free markets.”

Carbon pollution in the atmosphere has hit a dangerous milestone. It’s time for action, not denial. http://ofa.bo/g55Z #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Also, a free pile of government grant money to anyone who can make up a new dangerous milestone for me to fret about.”

“We have to make sure America writes the rules of the global economy.” — President Obama #LeadOnTrade

@BarackObama

“Which is why I’m officially changing my name to Barack America”.

“If we don’t write the rules for trade around the world, guess what: China will.” — President Obama #LeadOnTrade

@BarackObama

“And that’s not good, because they’re not nearly as socialist as I am.”

NASA leads the world in the exploration and study of planets. Let’s not let climate change deniers change that: http://ofa.bo/a4ts

@BarackObama

“No need. Me cutting NASA’s buget’ll change it for them”.

You could be the next great grassroots organizer. Here’s how: http://ofa.bo/i5VP #OFAFellows

@BarackObama

“Step one: shake down businesses by threatening to riot and loot if they don’t pay you ‘organization fees’ every month”.

In the weekly address, President Obama discusses the importance of expanding opportunity for all Americans: http://ofa.bo/p5dE

@BarackObama

“Although obviously not as important as me expanding my power base”.

This is about leveling the playing field for American workers in the global economy—say it’s time to #LeadOnTrade: http://ofa.bo/g5Pq

@BarackObama

“Just pray I don’t decide your business is a bump in my playing field.”

“We want a place where you can make it if you try. That’s the promise we make to our young people.” -President Obama http://ofa.bo/j5U9

@BarackObama

“We thinking some sort of daycare would be about right for our voter base, although that might be too challenging”.

“When it comes to a woman’s health, no politician should get to decide what’s best for you.” — President Obama #NWHW

@BarackObama

“When it comes to the numbers on her paycheck, though – I’m ALL over that!”

“The Pentagon says that climate change poses an increasing set of risks for global security.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“You know, like terrorists beating people to death with hockey stick graphs.”

“No matter who you are, no matter where you live, our parks … are your birthright as Americans.” — President Obama #FindYourPark

@BarackObama

“Here’s your mess of pottage. Now beat it.”

“Climate change can no longer be denied. It can’t be edited out. It can’t be omitted from the conversation.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Climate change is your Thanksgiving drunken uncle”.