“No matter who you are, no matter where you live, our parks … are your birthright as Americans.” — President Obama #FindYourPark
“Here’s your mess of pottage. Now beat it.”
“No matter who you are, no matter where you live, our parks … are your birthright as Americans.” — President Obama #FindYourPark
“Here’s your mess of pottage. Now beat it.”
Let’s not forget they are also the birthright of every foreign national who can walk past the borders and establish a few nice marijuana farms on public land. All y’all others might want to stay away from those portions of your birthright – the visitors have armed guards to protect their little pieces of the American Dream.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/08/pot.eradication/
Parks are a birth right. First and Second amendments, not so much
No matter who you are, no matter where you were born, our welfare system … is your birthright as Non-Americans.
No matter who you are, no matter where you live, our parks … are your birthright as Americans.
So taking this logically, no matter who you are you are an American? The first statement, if taken at value, renders the last statements qualification moot.
…Apparently a few black bears have disagreed recently!
(Can we still call them Black Bears, or are they now “lumped together with Brown Bears as “Bears of Color” – who are, of course, oppressed by Polar Bears and therefore justified in attacking tourists?)
Let’s us not call them black bears, or brown bears, let us call them Third world bears.
How dare you malign Polar Bears, who are sacred to Gaia and who are black skinned underneath the camouflage of white (actually transparent and highly reflective) fur, which they have to wear to keep from being shot by RAAACIST!!!1!! game wardens (and/or members of the Palin family).
http://www.polarbearsinternational.org/about-polar-bears/essentials/fur-and-skin
…unless there’s a budget fight. Then we barricade them and arrest you for excising your birthright.
Bears of colorNative American Bearsindigenous bears can’t be racist and a room full of polar bears represents microaggression.“Unfortunately, I cannot produce the birthright certificate.”
Black bears are an oppressed majority!
(*opens another ale*)