Straight Line of the Day: A New Device Could Replace Doctors. It’s… Posted by Harvey on 14 May 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. A new device could replace doctors. It’s…
A new device could replace doctors. It’s… a bureaucrat. going to cost ya an arm and a leg. already asking for Wednesdays off for it’s tee time. Reply to this comment
been found that doctors are superfluous if you have properly trained Obamacare Death Panels. Reply to this comment
…Monty Python’s Flying Cirrrr-cussss! …a Dedicated Orbital Concierge Treatment Observation Robot – D.O.C.T.O.R. …a ‘droid programmed to mix the lime and the coconut, with a phone app. Reply to this comment
…developed by the Apple / Musk consortium and will soon be made into a car… that flies! Reply to this comment
A new device could replace doctors. It’s… called “affordable” insurance with $10,000 deductibles. Reply to this comment
A new device could replace doctors. It’s… your Mom. Now shut up and eat your vegetables! Reply to this comment
…affectionally called “Doctor Hoctor Proctor.” You guessed it. It’s an automatic colonoscopy machine that also screws you in the wallet. Reply to this comment
The “Apple Finger”, which connects via blue-tooth to your Apple watch…Now, turn your head and cough. Reply to this comment
A new device could replace doctors. It’s… the T.S.A. body scan…Let’s face it, NOTHING your doctor does is more invasive than those “Let’s just see if them boobs are real” machines. Reply to this comment
A new device could replace doctors. It’s… The new WebMD self-diagnose/self-prescribe app (with free delivery!) Reply to this comment
…a mixed drink that gets that chick at the bar drunk enough to not scream as you ask her what she thinks that is. …an app, HypochondriaPedia. …the phone number of a reliable pusher and a baggie of clean needles. …Obamacare, where you either get a prescription for healthy or are declared dead, which requires even less paperwork. Reply to this comment
…an automatic fee extraction machine with the option of sucking blood.
A new device could replace doctors. It’s…
a bureaucrat.
going to cost ya an arm and a leg.
already asking for Wednesdays off for it’s tee time.
been found that doctors are superfluous if you have properly trained Obamacare Death Panels.
…Monty Python’s Flying Cirrrr-cussss!
…a Dedicated Orbital Concierge Treatment Observation Robot – D.O.C.T.O.R.
…a ‘droid programmed to mix the lime and the coconut, with a phone app.
…developed by the Apple / Musk consortium and will soon be made into a car… that flies!
…not a…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MULMbqQ9LJ8
… another Doctor.
Bloggers!
A new device could replace doctors. It’s…
called “affordable” insurance with $10,000 deductibles.
Wesley Crusher’s Mom with a tricorder.
…a Colorado Medicine Woman.
…played by Joey Tribiani.
…designed by Jack Kevorkian.
A new device could replace doctors. It’s…
your Mom. Now shut up and eat your vegetables!
…affectionally called “Doctor Hoctor Proctor.”
You guessed it. It’s an automatic colonoscopy machine that also screws you in the wallet.
…called Carousel!
The “Apple Finger”, which connects via blue-tooth to your Apple watch…Now, turn your head and cough.
A new device could replace doctors. It’s…
the T.S.A. body scan…Let’s face it, NOTHING your doctor does is more invasive than those “Let’s just see if them boobs are real” machines.
A new device could replace doctors. It’s…
The new WebMD self-diagnose/self-prescribe app (with free delivery!)
@16 Oh man! A Logan’s Run ref!
…ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!
@FormerHostage – Yeah, I’m old as dirt…
… a Poisonberry?
…a mixed drink that gets that chick at the bar drunk enough to not scream as you ask her what she thinks that is.
…an app, HypochondriaPedia.
…the phone number of a reliable pusher and a baggie of clean needles.
…Obamacare, where you either get a prescription for healthy or are declared dead, which requires even less paperwork.
… 100% automedic.(tm)
… going to have to prevent itself from going viral.