“The deficit has come down by two-thirds since I’ve been president.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“So it’s nearly down to the same level as the worst year under Bush when we were also paying for two all-out wars.”

“I want to invest in basic research so the jobs and industry of the future take root here.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“And my basic research tells me that the industry of the future is a slightly faster version of the train technology that was cutting edge 150 years ago.”

“We’re also our brother’s keeper … our sister’s keeper. We’re also a country that believes everyone gets a fair shot.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Except for maybe the people actually paying for all the keeping.”

“Wall Street reform, what we passed five years ago, is protecting working families and taxpayers.” —President Obama

@BarackObama

“Well, except for the ones who worked at the banks I regulated to death.”

“There’s nothing we can’t do if the American people decide it’s time.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Thanks, Justice Roberts!”

LIVE: President Obama is speaking about the life and legacy of Senator Ted Kennedy in Boston. http://ofa.bo/g4MG

@BarackObama

“High taxes, dead women, and drinking, drinking, drinking!”

Free flight, free hotel, and a chance to meet the President? Enter today: http://ofa.bo/q4Qa

@BarackObama

“Why not? The ‘free’ stuff’s paid for by your taxes anyway.”

Another nation commits to #ActOnClimate—Mexico announced it would cut carbon pollution 25 percent by 2030: http://ofa.bo/d47w

@BarackObama

“…by sending 25% of its population across the border to America.”

Stay calm, but act fast: There’s one day left to enter for the chance to meet President Obama. http://ofa.bo/c47n

@BarackObama

“Runners up get a phone named after Obama. Losers get stuck with his health care”.

“Time and time again, @SenatorReid stood up to special interests and made sure every one of his constituents had a voice.” —President Obama

@BarackObama

“Wait, no… switch ‘special interests’ and ‘constituents’.”

WATCH: The President highlights the progress made since he signed Wall Street reform into law five years ago. http://ofa.bo/g4Kc

@BarackObama

“It made Elizabeth Warren shut up about being an Indian for a little while. That’s absolutely worth a few billion.”

“Protecting working Americans’ paychecks shouldn’t be a partisan issue.” -President Obama http://ofa.bo/g4Kc

@BarackObama

“Also, you working Americans are behind on your protection money payments. Don’t make me IRS you.”

“It is unbelievable what so many of these young people have accomplished.” —President Obama http://ofa.bo/e3wG #WHScienceFair

@BarackObama

“I’ve never seen this much nothing before!”

“Do not get cynical about what’s possible.” – President Obama to young people at @BenedictEDU

@BarackObama

“Unless you want a job in my administration.”

The unemployment rate dropped in every single state during 2014—the first time that’s happened in 30 years. http://ofa.bo/b3H3

@BarackObama

“And I deserve credit for raising unemployment high enough initially so that that drop could happen. Sheer genius!”