“i”
When he objected that they were just mocking him and calling him a little narcisist, they said “Oh, no sir! It means the square root of negative one, and is part of your super-secret message encoding structure!” while trying not to laugh.
…is just “POTUS.” They gave up on a meaningful code name after 60 straight attempts, inlcuding “The President,” and “President Obama,” were all rejected as dog-whistle racism.
derp
Choomster
Commie
Pinko
Rover
Participant
Decoy
… too busy cavorting with hookers to come up with
… trick question – only important people get a code name
Mooch
Heinz 57
Abdul
Chicken (America’s chickennnnnnnn)
Target
Big Spender
Foodstanp
Bo
Short Timer
…the white guy.
…buckethead.
…watermelon.
teleprompter guy
interceptor
Caligula
dog breath
Choom
Roach clip
Munchies
Man-child
Stoner
Dreamy
Alinsky
Big Spender
Big Pimpin’
Mom Jeans
Spit Ball
Shih Tzu schnacker.
Newfoundland Nibbler.
Terrier Taster.
Greyhound Goumet.
Collie Culinarion.
“i”
When he objected that they were just mocking him and calling him a little narcisist, they said “Oh, no sir! It means the square root of negative one, and is part of your super-secret message encoding structure!” while trying not to laugh.
~~~~bacon for g(#11)~~~~~ Simple, elegant, true on more than one level.
el cid
Stupid English Pig Dog
That’s easy – Dumbo
One-and-Done
:
Colon, that is.
NANCY
Biden Insurance
Oreo
Alfred (E Newman)
Short timer
Joker, Toker, Midnight smoker
Mr. Potato Head
the empty suit
Dumbo. (I can’t believe I’m the first to post it!)
Rats! I spoke too soon!
Apologetic bacon to DrRiff!
Autopen
The Secret Service code name for Obama is “LoLOTUS.”
The Secret Service code name for Obama is “Slogan.”
The Secret Service code name for Obama is “Gutsy Call.”
“Perpetual Campaigner”, soon to be “Former President”
Lost 1
The Secret Service code names for Obama and Biden are “Hubris” and “Hoof in Mouth.”
is Dog Leg. Because Chicken Leg would be raaacist!
Code name: Toast
Light
giverweightSnookie
Puppy Muncher
Michelle’s Bitch
“Bailout”
“Tingles”
“Dr. Demento”
“Over-easy”
TOTUS
Nathan’s
Joey Chestnut
Taco Bell
Cologne
“Cuddles”
“Bubba-Ho-Tep”
SCOAMF
Mutt.
“Wrongway Wright”
Who?
“Bad Dog!”
Cthulhu
Bozo
Timmeh
Urkel
Mulligan
…is just “POTUS.” They gave up on a meaningful code name after 60 straight attempts, inlcuding “The President,” and “President Obama,” were all rejected as dog-whistle racism.
Flappy eared nappy head.
Sasquatch’s herder
That guy that campaigns — alot.
Thief
Mohammad
Keynes
Mushmouth
Pinnochio
Toby
Frank J.
Taxman
….”ENIGMA”…..which of course stands for “Eminently Nuanced Invincible Grand Master of America”…..
@Manolo – Mmmm, Bacon – all better!
(I couldn’t belive I was the first to post it either!)
Beggin’ Strip
Slurp Doggie Dogg
Cleavon Little
“Kid Twist”
“Beggin’ Strips”… “Mulligan”… jesus, you guys are killin’ me– i’m laughing so hard i think i’m having a coronary!
African Unamerican
“Geronimo”
“Big Divot One”
Waffles
Switch Hitter
is top secret and we can’t know for sure, but it has been reported that Barak’s code name for the dog leg on hole 14 is ‘drumstick.’
Euro-peon
“Big Money”
Placeholder
Crotch Grope
SportsCenter
Fundraiser
Clear (he asked for it, “Let me be …”)
Carter
Deficit
Grievance
Acted Stupidly
“The Leerless Feeder”
“Butkus”
“The Rear Admiral”
The Leerless Feeder
Bütkus
The Rear Admiral
Hey!
Code names for Obama and Moochelle?
Puttz and Buttz, of course!
Lightworker
Renegade?
First Campaigner
Yes-we-Kenya
Muhammad Aloof
is always Mr. President for the white agents.
might as well be check the blind spots behind his ears.
was Puppy Love until the Mormon hatred took hold.
C-Note
90 comments??
Way to go Harvey…I’ll have to spend two hours tomorrow judging this mess.
His Royal Highness
We’re just getting started on this one Keln.
is Brownsville Station because he’s always smoking in the boys room.
Mr. Ice Cream
Mr. Smoochie Poochie Over There
The Klingon’s Husband
Nemesis
…”Half Baked”
Bus Driver
“Ganja Eagle”
…”Newspaper” -because he’s black and white and read (red) all over.
….Buckethead
Chihuahua Chomper
Ali Akbarak
Epic Fail
Mr Welfare
The Naked Emperor (no clothes)
100!!!!100!
is he who cannot be named.
is get behind the darkie.
Hussein
Dangit. I’m just picking five random comments.
I don’t have enough bacon to give to this many people.
Illegal Alien
Candyman
Choompanzee
Stupid White Guy
The Halfrican
Rosh Katan
Darth Stupidous
Chicago Jesus
Not a SS name but Indian name: Throws Like A Girl.
Resident
Occupier
Adressee
Careful Driver at this adress
The current president’s secret service codename is:
FAIL.
At least it should be.
After November:
PW3NED
Present
The Numen
“3-D”
Deficits, Default, Disgrace.
Bowser
obama saalaama
Obama rama ding dong
Der Fuhrer
Baby Clock says:
August 30th, 2012 at 9:32 pm
The Halfrican
That’s the win right there!
Bacon to you Baby Clock!
Not-RawHide
Pussy boy.
(though I prefer motopolitico’s FAIL)