Can’t wait for October 21st, because then hopefully we’ll stop getting those false “Today is the day Marty McFly went to future” posts.
I just don’t get college these days. It seems like there has to be a lot cheaper ways to become obnoxiously stupid.
Eventually so many things will be declared offensive that only hate mongers will spend any moment of the day not angry about something.
We’re coming up with new things to be offended by at a much quicker rate than we’re retiring old things. This is not sustainable.
What’s a scientific term that refers to whether a majority of a human’s cells contain a Y chromosome?
Someone needs to guy-splain to Vox that they’re a bunch of clowns.
We have a clown culture growing in this country, led by things such as Vox. That’s not acceptable.
Does Twitter need a new CEO? Because I use Twitter.
We need a word that means “non-avian dinosaurs and their marine and flying reptile contemporaries that are all now extinct”.
Race is much more of a social construct than gender. #RachelDolezal
Is it wrong to call people on Twitter idiots when they self-identify as smart?
You ever get this feeling the president ain’t that great at being a leader?
Man, we have some weird gnats to choke on lately.
My 4yo daughter wanted me to wear a cape and save her from a dragon, so I had to lecture her on the damsel in distress trope.
Got an unopened but empty can of Coke in a 24 pack. Did they share it without asking us?

The Jeb Bush logo reminds me of the Boise public library.

This brand names seems like it’s trying way too hard. You’re friggin’ soap and water, dude.

“The heavens will weep at our bubbles!”
I actually don’t have strong feelings on JEB!!!11!!1!!eleventy!1!! as a candidate.
Show is Game of Thrones show spoiling book 6 now? Or will they wildly diverge now? Or am I foolish to think another book is ever coming?
I thought Oldboy was going to be about a young Gary Oldman, but that wasn’t it at all.
My guess at the end of Game of Thrones would be Daenerys suddenly falling down a staircase and dying.

“I actually don’t have strong feelings on JEB!!!11!!1!!eleventy!1!! as a candidate.”
Neither does Jeb Bush:
Jeb Bush argues persuasively why he shouldn’t be nominated
I have difficulty trusting JEB! might have something to do with my feelings on SCIENCE! Do you think they are related?
Screw it. Don’t even bother worrying about GoT spoilers any more. It’s really not worth the effort.
Enjoyable, Frank.
“My 4yo daughter wanted me to wear a cape and save her from a dragon” — We Want Pics! Sounds like an opportunity for terminal cuteness.
(Cuteness from the daughter, not Frank J, meaning no offense.)
Rachel Dolezal claims to be black, yet lives in Spokane (f-ing) WA. Ya wanna be black lady? Move to East St. Louis, Watts, So. Chicago, or any number of predominantly black areas of just about any big city in this country! Spokane WA…give me a break.
Not even a little bit. Yeesh, that one.
“I actually don’t have strong feelings on JEB!!!11!!1!!eleventy!1!! as a candidate.”
Did you know Yeb Butch is bilingual? Yes. English y Spanitch.
*Sits in interview chair*
“Dude: I totally identify with whatever group you’re missing in your corporate diversity profile.”
*Winks*
IRS: “Why are you not paying taxes?”
ME: “Being a Cayman Islander is not a matter of genetics . . . “
Dole’s all.
(oops; sorry: she spells it “Dolezal.”)
Yo!!!
Sandra Fluke!
Yet another “in”(or “on”)titlement you can feel deeply that taxpayers should pay for!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3127521/Rachel-Dolezal-admits-hair-weave-despite-posting-pictures-hairdo-claiming-going-natural.html
“unlimited top-ups” . . .
the liberal jokes just write themselves.