For no reason in particular, we present some Fun Facts About Harvey. Okay, there is a reason. See if you can guess it before we’re done.

• Harvey was named after a character in a Jimmy Stewart movie. He later changed it from “Elwood” to “Harvey.”
• Harvey was born in Cicero, Illinois and worked in the family store. He had a troubled youth, and eventually moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico to work at his brother’s law firm. He obtained a law degree from the University of American Samoa. During his law practice, Harvey became heavily involved with some unsavory characters and was forced to go on the run, changing his identity and getting a job at a Cinnabon in Omaha, Nebraska.
• Wait. Maybe that was somebody else.
• After a stint in the Navy, Harvey romanced a local girl, but found her attentions split between himself and some other sailor who had deformed arms, one eye, and smoked a pipe.
• For as long as he can remember, Harvey’s lifelong dream was to become Lt. Governor of New Hampshire.
• Harvey actually just now looked that last one up, and now me, him, and citizens of New Hampshire are the only ones who get that joke.
• Harvey wishes he didn’t have to go through such difficult Google searches to get my really lame jokes.
• Harvey was the model for Abraham Lincoln on the $5 bill.
• The number of blog-children Harvey has is unknown. His blog family stopped growing only after he got a cover for his keyboard.
• Gary Oldman was originally cast as the lead role in a movie about Harvey’s life. Oldman was later replaced by Emma Stone.
• The movie is currently in development hell, ever since Frank J was assigned to write the script.
• Harvey has been the primary blogger at IMAO for several years. During his infrequent vacations, he spends his time away from IMAO by posting at IMAO.

Let’s all wish Harvey a happy 75th birthday!

Well, guess whose birthday is today?

That’s right. Its SarahK’s birthday! And we couldn’t let the day pass without helping all of you get to know SarahK a little better. So, we present Fun Facts About SarahK!

• Many readers of IMAO first came to know of SarahK when she won First Prize in the IMAO T-Shirt Babe contest.
• First Prize was marrying Frank J.
• Grand Prize was not marrying Frank J.
• SarahK won the contest fair and square. She knows how to handle a weapon. That’s also why she wins all the arguments with Frank J.
• SarahK is gluten intolerant. She doesn’t have celiac disease, she just has no patience for gluten whatsoever.
• She lived much of her life in Texas, for which Texas is extremely proud.
• When she married Frank J, she moved Frank J. to Florida, for which Texas is extremely grateful.
• She later moved Frank J. to Idaho, for which Florida is extremely grateful.
• SarahK was able to move back to Texas after she proved Frank J. had all his shots.
• SarahK is raising three wonderful children. Four, if you count Frank J.
• She has a hard time getting Frank J. to clean up around the house. Not because he doesn’t like to clean, but because he really hates that French Maid outfit she makes him wear.
• When she was a little girl, SarahK wanted to be a princess. She settled for being the queen of all she surveys.
• SarahK is a fan of the Twilight books. I’m not going to make a joke about sparkly vampires, because I read the Fun Fact about her knowing how to use a gun.

Let’s all wish SarahK a very happy birthday.