Back!

Posted by Frank J. on December 2, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Not on the clock yet (i.e., give me a day or so to get back to blogging). Anyway, what happened while I was gone? Anything interesting?

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26 Responses to “Back!”

  1. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    “Apologetic Mumbai Killers: “We Didn’t Get the Memo About Obama”" (Iowahawk)

    Otherwise: “No”.

    Cheers

  2. 4 of 7 says:

    First!

  3. 4 of 7 says:

    Shucks!
    Welcome back anyway!

  4. island girl says:

    just that turkeys are lining up to gobble up our constitutional rights.

  5. MarkoMancuso says:

    Welcome back, Frank. Hope you and Sarah enjoyed your vacation. It just wasn’t the same without good old-fashioned random thoughts.

  6. HCG says:

    Basil let the cat out of the bag that there is really only one blogger on IMAO, and the rest are just manifestations of your multiple personality disorder. Don’t worry. The readers voted, and we’re cool with it. Let the crazy shine through.

  7. Squiggle says:

    It seems that recent court cases (about the teenager who killed herself due to myspace) along with Obamas pick for attorney general, along with a little help from the fairness doctrine could end free speech on the internet.

    Well, actually, could end free everything on the internet.

  8. JarvisW says:

    Dingy Harry thinks we all STINK.

    Mooselimbs beat toddler in Mumbai attacks

    Dallas St/\rs player likes being first!

    and oldest pot stash ever found… Willie Nelson remarks “Oh! Thats where I left it!”

  9. Patrick Britton says:

    Jesus came back and had to go home because Obama is already here.

    Zing!

  10. ussjimmycarter says:

    Big 3 Auto Pricks came slinking back again for big $’s. They each have new “plans” which we all know have better “campaign contributions” built in for lawmakers which will sweeten the deal and lead to passage…

  11. DC says:

    New New Deal = Old Deal

    I know that doesn’t make any sense, but I just felt like saying it.

  12. Barocrates H. Yomama says:

    If something happens and FrankJ doesn’t comment, did it really happen at all?

  13. ussjimmycarter says:

    Car & Driver just reviewed my next car. The Bugatti Veyron 16.4! 0 – 60 I
    In 2.5 seconds, 1010 up, 253 mph top speed, 12 radiators, 4 PAX Pilot tires $25large, windows raise and lock at 93mph so your dog doesn’t lose tongue. “That thing will rip your nuts off!”. Only $1.7million!

  14. Jimmy says:

    To heck with your dog, ussjc. At 253 mph, your wang had better be housed and besides your head needing it’s own seat belt, your anal sphincter would definitely require a power boost to stay shut.

    On a more philosophical level, If Frank writes a post but no one reads it, did it make a funny?

  15. Herpules says:

    Jimmy,

    Are you saying ussjc should wear a helmet?

    Heh, heh heh, heh…

  16. ILoveMyFreedoms says:

    Not much, Frank J. Preparing for the second coming of the Clinton and Carter years. Stocking groceries and ammo. Lots of ammo.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    It turns out that the journal DID belong to Victor!

  18. Mitch Rapp says:

    In case you missed it while you were gone, the world is going to end. Don’t worry, there’s nothing you can do to stop it. In the infamous words of Clayton Williams, “Just relax and enjoy it.”

    Oh, and all 9 Justices on the Supreme Court are going to meet on Friday about The Mutt’s eligibility. That should be interesting.

    But the world is still going to end.

  19. Plentyobailouts says:

    #18

    The world is ending? Crap! I haven’t cashed in all of my green stamps yet and my pocket fisherman hasn’t arrived.

  20. spacemonkey says:

    POST SOMETHING, YOU VACATIONING [BLEEPITY BLEEP]!

  21. Jimmy says:

    We’re all just a bunch of smelly, Harry Reid D.C. tourists Ronin here, spacemonkey. We’re like a bunch of little fish nibbling on Frank J. bait if and when he decides to go fishing.

  22. B. Obummer. says:

    They took Sarah CoRnole CoRnicles off of the air. It has been canceled due to executive seeing nasty hair on this turdy. Woohoo….I’m back too! Boo!

  23. ussjimmycarter says:

    Rosie did a TV special and everyone discovered that she is a fat, foulmouthed lesbian with zero talent!

  24. ussjimmycarter says:

    Jimmy, yea but what a way to go! 253mph! To all the police…come and get me, Barney!!!!

  25. Jimmy says:

    You’d be outrunnin’ heliochoppers, ussjc. It would take an FA-18 to nail your butt and drop you a ticket. “Oh, damn.”

  26. AlanABQ says:

    You’re back? I didn’t know you left…

    ;-)

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