There a few voting days left in the Weblog Awards (and you get to vote once per day per ip address), but it looks pretty decided I won’t win or even place or show, so instead I’m going to throw my support behind Iowahawk!
Wait, he wasn’t nominated? What the hell? Well, I guess I can endorse someone else… um… Treacher. Yeah, let’s vote for Treacher.
I know what you’re saying: “But Treacher is stupid and unfunny and I’m pretty sure he’s a neo-Nazi!” Exactly! And that’s why him and I have to stick together. Also, Jon Swift is ahead of either of us, and you know how much you all love that fake conservative shtick. If you need any more convincing (and you shouldn’t; you should just do as I tell you), here’s some of his best posts from last year. So got vote for Treacher (not IMAO) as the best humor web-thingee. This I command.
Sorry, it took me a second to snap.
As Foghorn Leghorn would say, “It’s a joke son!”
PIMF
The address in the link to Treacher’s best posts isn’t valid.
I was going to vote for IMAO in the best podcast, but I find you were not nominated this year. I wonder why that was?
Ha ha I voted for you anyway!
Arthur Treacher? Why not Long Dong Sliver?
See, he’s funny because he doesn’t like George Bush. Get it?
After all I have done to keep this competition as civil as a presidential election, I am a little disappointed to see you launching this unprovoked attack on me and attempt to drag my good pseudonym through the mud. What happened to Ronald Reagan’s Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican blogger?
[See! He pretends he believes he’s a Republican. It’s funny! -Ed.]
Jonathan Swift the writer has a sense of humour; Jon Swift the pseudonym hasn’t. Amongst other deficiencies.
Cheers
OK, I voted for treacle, now where is my Hellbender?
[More Hellbender this week. -Ed.]
Went to the Jon Swift site…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!