Vote Treacher in the Weblog Awards
There a few voting days left in the Weblog Awards (and you get to vote once per day per ip address), but it looks pretty decided I won’t win or even place or show, so instead I’m going to throw my support behind Iowahawk!
Wait, he wasn’t nominated? What the hell? Well, I guess I can endorse someone else… um… Treacher. Yeah, let’s vote for Treacher.
I know what you’re saying: “But Treacher is stupid and unfunny and I’m pretty sure he’s a neo-Nazi!” Exactly! And that’s why him and I have to stick together. Also, Jon Swift is ahead of either of us, and you know how much you all love that fake conservative shtick. If you need any more convincing (and you shouldn’t; you should just do as I tell you), here’s some of his best posts from last year. So got vote for Treacher (not IMAO) as the best humor web-thingee. This I command.



(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)


























































January 10th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Sorry, it took me a second to snap.
As Foghorn Leghorn would say, “It’s a joke son!”
January 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
PIMF
January 10th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
The address in the link to Treacher’s best posts isn’t valid.
January 10th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I was going to vote for IMAO in the best podcast, but I find you were not nominated this year. I wonder why that was?
January 10th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Ha ha I voted for you anyway!
January 10th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Arthur Treacher? Why not Long Dong Sliver?
January 11th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
See, he’s funny because he doesn’t like George Bush. Get it?
January 11th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
After all I have done to keep this competition as civil as a presidential election, I am a little disappointed to see you launching this unprovoked attack on me and attempt to drag my good pseudonym through the mud. What happened to Ronald Reagan’s Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican blogger?
[See! He pretends he believes he's a Republican. It's funny! -Ed.]
January 11th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Jonathan Swift the writer has a sense of humour; Jon Swift the pseudonym hasn’t. Amongst other deficiencies.
Cheers
January 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
OK, I voted for treacle, now where is my Hellbender?
[More Hellbender this week. -Ed.]
January 12th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Went to the Jon Swift site…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!