Twitter Updates for 2009-04-19

Posted on April 19, 2009 1:54 am
  • It’s the weekend! That’s when I’m extra awesome! #
  • I think we could get more conservatives on Twitter if we just gave it a more manly name like “Jab” or “Kicker”. #
  • Racist Tea Party Sign: “Next Time Read the Bill”. Implies Obama is illiterate because he’s black. #
  • Apparently DestroyTwitter also crashes Vista 64-bit… just not as quickly as TweetDeck. #
  • Poor Joe. RT @jaketapper conservatives — @joeNBC is crying out for you to follow him …he feels alone in the twuniverse #
  • RT @damianpenny The book Obama should give Chavez. In English: http://tinyurl.com/dx356z #
  • Do you think Garofalo is an embodiment of the liberal id? #
  • RT @Lileks Words I love to hear: “Daddy, can you teach me about layers in Photoshop?” Why yes my child. Gather ’round. #
  • Just finally sat down to watch Tropic Thunder. Already sold with the fake trailers it starts with. #
  • I liked Tropic Thunder better the first time I saw it… when it was called The Three Amigos. #
  • I’m kidding; I liked it better this time. #
  • Well, actually, maybe the first time since I was only seven and had an unrefined sense of humor. #

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7 Responses to “Twitter Updates for 2009-04-19”

  1. Atomic Lib Smasher says:

    Wow. That’s a lot of Twittering. I’m on it, but meh…. I’ve never really got it.

  2. 4 of 7 says:

    “The book Obama should give Chavez”. Heh. Indeed.

  3. Son of Bob says:

    Oh, more Twittering? Umm…yawn.

  4. ss396 says:

    When I Finally Gave Up On Little Green FootballsIMAO

    Well, I haven’t yet, but if it’s just going to be this Twitter crap…

  5. Rubeus says:

    3 Amigos was a wonderful movie. Tropic thunder was amusing, but I couldn’t sit through it.

  6. ChrisA says:

    I bet if you called it ‘Hippy Puncher’ then all IMAO fans would like it.

  7. Live Free Or Die says:

    Manly names to replace ‘Twitter’: 1) Explodies 2) Roiders 3) Yonkers 4) Hanker 5) Wanker 6) Crankers 7) Splatter 8) Jabberwocky 9) StabberBloggy 10) Bulletpoint

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