New column up at Pajamas Media (two Frank J. columns in one week? It’s like super-Christmas!). So far reaction is not super-positive. That happens when you get near the truth.
New column up at Pajamas Media (two Frank J. columns in one week? It’s like super-Christmas!). So far reaction is not super-positive. That happens when you get near the truth.
Once again, You are so very smart and clever.
Well, that column certainly clears up my misconceptions about everything that’s happenned in the last 60-70 years.
I’m feeling better now, I feel better than James Brown.
I still think that the birth certificate group should all support Ron Paul. That way we only have one group of crazies we have to keep our eyes on.
1. Obama and his hunta are full of pathological liars.
2. You are trusting the leftist press, that has been having oral sex with Obama for the last 18 months, not to falsify documents that are 40 years old.
3. When Obama started his run all he had to do was spread a little cash around and all of a sudden he’s a citizen. Hawaii is a notorious liberal state. It would be easy for the anointed one to find some patsies.
4. We owe it to America to give this racist creep the same scrutiny the left gave Bush.
I say lets keep up the pressure as long as possible. The more doubts in more peoples minds, the better. The Negro Party is famous for throwing gallons of mud against the wall and seeing what sticks. This has been a very successful strategy. They made the rules, only losers don’t use the same rules to their advantage.
I’ll bet Obama’s birth certificate is on the same island (in “Hawaii”?) with Michael Jackson, Elvis, and Tupac.
FRANK, What are you thinking, speaking out like this, don’t you hear the helo’s and the black vans skidding to a stop out front of your house, what do you think you are tring to pull here, we already have one person trying cover up the truth, and here you come along and try to show the truth, you sir are not drinking enough kool aid, just calm down, dring this and every thing will be alright
really though, you are always spot on!!!! killer post both of them
Jack Cashill’s articles on Bill Ayers and Dreams seem to lie low on the radar even after the AT started carrying his articles.
No one seems to want to talk about it except to dismiss it out of hand like Jonah Goldberg when he hadn’t obviously read Cashill’s entire work.
The case for Ayer’s part-authorship is overwhelming if they took the time to read everything.
We already know that Obama is an ultra-leftist, so maybe it doesn’t offer much that is new, but it is disconcerting to see the lengths Obama would go to to fabricate his own myth.
I’ve never been interested in the birth thingy, but not all of them are kooks.
Frank, have you gotten any death threats from some of the commenters at PJM? Just curious.
W didn’t blow up the levies near New Orleans. He blew up the levees. I’m sure that you got it right, but you probably need to talk to the editors at Pajamas Media.
NIce work Frank, Its amazing you fit that much BS in one article, very impressive. ……… I was reading the comments, one of the idiots actually referred to you as a “journalist” and was offended at your journalistic skills. (that was even funnier than the piece)
“A Few Issues to Think About in Regards to Obama’s Birth Certificate”
There is no birth certificate and I can explain why. You see Obama is actully Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter wanted to run for a second term, but had to wait till most Americans forgot who he was. This take about 30 years or so. Now Jimmy is to old or is he?
You see Jimmy found the Fountain of Youth somewhere down in Mexico. He drank from it and became young again. He got a tan then they made up all this Obama stuff so he could pull it off. Now Jimmy is going to finish the job of detroying America that he had started 30 plus years ago.
Crazy you say well answer this one, have you ever seen Obama and Carter in the same room ever? I didn’t think so. Now you know why Obama has no birth certificate.
Dang, those commenters over there are harsh! Guess the “truth” hurts, hehehe.
I thought that was a well done piece FWIW. Grammatically the text flowed well from one concept to the next, and you did cover just about every conspiracy theory there is, except I agree you forgot Elvis and RonPaulRonPaulRonPaul. 😉
You forgot the parts about stacking the SCOTUS so we could steal the election…and Bush lied people died…and…Cheney ordered torture at Gitmo, but overAll you nailed it!
Have you seen the memo Robb at Sharp as a Marble found?
http://blog.robballen.com/2009/07/28/p3639-breaking-news-shocking-proof-that-obama-was-not.post
Proof at last. And indisputible proof.
Dan Rather would be proud.
Regarding the commenters at PJM. I’m not so much concerned about the result of them eating paint chips when they were young, it just scared me that those ‘tards can vote. Maybe we can start a rumor that the Gubmint is impregnating voter registration cards with magnetic strips that track your whereabouts and the number of times you access pron sites to scare them into not registering?
I’ve honestly tried to understand the birthers, and have failed. As a mere attorney I have inferior knowledge of the law compared to someone with a blog, naturally, but just as sure as a Paulbot will start any comment with “You should really research DR. PAUL’S record before you make inaccurate…..,” any time I ask a birther to explain to me the relevance of the birth certificate, I get sputtering. If his mother was a U.S. citizen at the time of his birth then he is a “natural born citizen” of the U.S., regardless of where B.O. was born. Even if he was born on the moon. The birther’s want to read “natural born citizen” to mean born in the U.S. only. That is only one of the two was someone is a natural born citizen. The other way is if the parents are married, at least one is a u.s. citizen as of birth, or if unmarried, the mother is a u.s. citizen at birth. It seems to be painfully clear it is a non-issue, unless they want to start claiming his mom isn’t his mom.
But then again I cannot fully understand how the UCC can be used to cancel debts and make yourself a sovereign with diplomatic immunity, either.
But comeon Frank, we all know it was the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor.
If “natural born” means nothing then so does the rest of the Constitution… and I’m not ready to accept that.
The evidence is overwhelming that he is not “natural born” and in my world the truth does matter, the Constitution does matter, and America does matter.
Eventually the truth shall make you free. Nothing is more important than the truth in the end.
The witch enjoyed the article and laughed (witches rarely laugh) out loud.
The short, sane version of birtherism:
If he was born in Hawaii, a long-form birth certificate will be proof for non-crazy people.
A Certificate of Live Birth can be created based on information from the parents, who might have lied to obtain the benefits of citizenship for their child.
The information in the birth announcements comes from the database of registered births, which means they would’ve relied on the dishonest COLB information.
If you show me a doctor-signed birth certificate that lists the hospital, then I’m done asking questions about his birth.
Of course, that still leaves questions of whether Obama has dual-citizenship from either his British-subject father or his Indonesian step-father, and whether that’s relevant to his “natural-born” status, but I don’t know enough about citizenship law or Constitutional law to judge those factors.
Nice job but you glossed over the Hancock conspiracy.
That isn’t his signature at all, his real name was John Madoff. He was just doodling while John Adams was droning on and on. He was actually trying out logos for his new insurance company, the same insurance company, BTW, that would later invest in AIG and gain billions in taxpayer dollars.
All those guys were working on their future capitalist ventures. Sam Adams (beer), Franklin (also insurance) (real name: Polly Baker), Washington (WAMU sound familiar?)
I knew Obama’s presidency would remind me of the 90s.
Back then, if you attacked Clinton for say, lying about whatever he just got done talking about, the response was always a variation on, “Oh, so you think he had state troopers kill his hookers too I suppose?”
See what happened there? You state a legitimate complaint and all of sudden you’re defending yourself from charges you’re insane.
Just like this. Now, if you attack Obama you’ll start getting accused of being a truther or even worse, a Ron Paul fan.
I saw the greatest solution over at Just One Minute, a commenter named Greg Ransom said
Maybe Sully can broker a deal. If Palin will release Trig’s long form hospital birth certificate, then Obama will release his own long form hospital birth certificate.
It’s so crazy, it could work!
“That happens when you get near the truth.”
It’s also what happens when people with what they think to be legitimate concerns are intentionally marginalized and belittled, and equated to fools. Makes it kind of hard to tell the two effects apart.
Great! Now, Frank’s gonna be on the run with only Gene Hackman to help and we’ll be at a loss for blog items to comment on! Damn you, FRANK!
#16 Ken,
I knew it!! I was right, Toyota did not exist on Dec 14, 1940 (The real bombing of Pearl Harbor, Roosevelt covered it up in hopes of getting a larger war budget and extra time on television), Thus explains it. It was volkswagens.
Although it does not explain the monkeys in pink jumpsuits.
I thought it was pretty damn funny. I personally think this whole birth certificate thing is stupid and could potentially hurt our side. The media will use this to make us look stupid.
I can’t stand the guy either, but he was born to a US citizen. That makes him a US citizen, whether I like it or not.
Another thing to consider is that he’s already been certified. If I understand it correctly, if this birth certificate thing actually get some traction and somehow gets him thrown out of office, that doesn’t mean McCain becomes President. It means Biden becomes President. That’s called out of the frying pan and into the fire.
FrankJ !
One of you best efforts! (all of them are good to great, but this one…)
Wit, sarcasm, spell checked 🙂 .
Good Job
# 16 Ken: says he is a mere attorney. As a professional liar your comments can’t be belived
Great column Frank! I’ll admit, I along with alot of those “birthers” want to know what in the world he’s hiding, and we all know a Republican would have been drawn and quartered in the campaign if there was even a vague question. I wish he WOULD let everyone see the document just to get it all to stop.
But then again, why would he………the issue is causing divisions among “the enemy”, in other words, conservatives. So for him? It’s a brilliant move to go right on ahead and keep it hidden. Probably even bring it up again a few more times, especially close to the next election, get us all good and riled up, the folks that doubt the legitimacy will not be the Republican candidates, and will pillory those Republican candidates… Plays right into Obama’s hands!
Frank J :” Was it over when the Hawaiians set off all those bombs at Pearl Harbor?”>>> Basil :”Forget it. He’s on a roll.”
I suspected I wasn’t really at Hawaii when Mr. Roarke and Tatoo waved at us when the plane landed.
When Frank J. fires his ‘Death Blossum’ column, he’s bound to hit some of the Birther Armada
I’m not so sure this “Birther” thing is bad for conservatives. The other night I watched Chris Matthews head explode on TV while talking about this issue. He was so angry he was practicaly spitting all over the camera. Anything that can throw liberals into such fits has got to be good. Right?
I’m not sure what I love more: That you posted this on PJM, aka Birther Central.
Or the comments it received.
#27 midwest conservative: Sorry, I am a practicing attorney, and base dupon constant practice and my low salary I still claim amature status. I am hoping some day to have practiced enough to become a professional, and then at that point you can call me a professional liar. Client: What is 2+2 Me: What do you want it to be?
American Thinker has an interesting article on the “Birther” (aka people who still care about what the Constitution says) movement.
Rick (25) – “I can’t stand the guy either, but he was born to a US citizen. That makes him a US citizen, whether I like it or not.”
According to the law at that time, a parent could pass US citizenship on to a child born abroad if the parent was at least 19 years old. Obama’s mother was only 18.
If he was born in Hawaii, he’s fine. If he was born in Kenya… there are issues.